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Not here to fornicate with arachnoids

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@Jonah_Lilley They put their bin out safely assuming all their rubbish is done so why not put more in it’ll be gone tomorrow

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@wrigleyspk You have lost the plot

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Sitting at the pub is an expensive hobby

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Wordle 275 2/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩. Absolutely dominating Monday, haven’t even got out of bed yet

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@LouieMcdonald5 Happy birthday

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Sometimes you just need to tell the 🦮 to 🏃

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Wordle 249 3/6.
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩. Comeback of the century right here

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@DomBaker8 Wicked wings too

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Do you ever just look at planes and think, ‘Fuck that’s impressive’

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It’s hot Brisbane’s, but it’s COOLINGATTA!!!!! #MagicMillions

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@elonmusk Stiff mate

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@therealhhealey Unreal establishment

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Race 1 Caulfield: (1)Brereton. It’s going to eat them up get on

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There’s are certainly two documents you rarely see posted to the same address

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Just watched ‘The Conjuring 2’ by myself. Dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever done

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Spring carnival themed brothel: Lobby called ‘the stables’ Rooms called ‘the mounting yards’ …idk my brain is fucked

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Me: ‘walks into elevator holding this’ 3 big dudes: ‘smirking and pointing at me holding it’ Me embarrassed putting on a manly voice: “ahhhh kids ayee, always nagging ya HA .. HA..”

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@DomBaker8 😘😘😘

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My birthday was yesterday, however, ‘Jackass 4’ comes out tomorrow, which now makes that the greater day of the month

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@NichollsMickey Unprecedented

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Last month and a bit I watched the entire ‘Masked Singer’ series and I can safely say, I have never ever ever seen a tv show that has continuously lead me to disappointment more than this show. #whothefuckarethesecunts