Nick King

stick it in your ear La Fleur

[Nick King @Nick_____King]

Me: ..
Taxi man: ..
Me: *inhales*
Taxi man: you're right, there are too many foreign people in this country.

[Nick King @Nick_____King]

The only virus I see is girls taking videos of themselves drinking shots in a club.

[Marcus Young @MarcusYoung99]

South Africa 2010 World Cup was the peak of everything and everyone

[Nick King @Nick_____King]

Anyone else’s Mam pronounce “lower” as “loor” ??

Like, “Nicholas loor down the tv you’re father and I are getting a divorce”

[Nick King @Nick_____King]

@JonnyBell_ Boom boom

[STV News @STVNews]

Now it's time for a special Christmas song from six-year-old Aylan, who we met at Elfingrove in Glasgow last night. 🎅🎶

[Nick King @Nick_____King]

@MarcusYoung99 Nice chief

[Stephen @Stephenlough95]

Made a playlist if you're ever going travelling 😍

[Jason @jasonfegan17]

The self service staff in Tesco when it says “unexpected item in the bagging area”

[bethany jones @bethanyjones__]

10 year old me walking back into class tryna see who the murderer is in wink murder

[Journo @josephksam]

Funniest vid on the net🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Stephen @Stephenlough95]

I be like: hello

People in 6th class be like: were gonna call our team "team actimel"

[Nick King @Nick_____King]

@JJakeOConnor10 Head up bro 🙏🏼

[Luan @lundrum1]

When ariana said "and for pete im so thankful" bord na mona felt that

[Zilla @GoodZiIIa]

[after surgery]

doctor: you'll never walk again

me: oh god

doctor: the heely implants were a success

[ßobbi @bobbi_grayy]

idk if anyone’s ever watched this girl before. but she eats edibles and then does makeup tutorials and i’m crying

[Nick King @Nick_____King]

Teaches 1st years accounting and takes a bollocking off a free 6th year foundation level maths class

[“alright now!” ηick @Creat1ve]

Auntie: "Do that lil' dance your Momma be talkin' about!"

Childhood me: "😂 Nah, not tonight!"

Auntie: "I'll give you $5!"

Childhood me: 🤑