Nick Jerger

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[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I bet doing coke with Billy mays was a blast.

You run out at 3 am and he just looks up at you smiling “but wait there’s more!” He whispers as he pulls out an oxyclean tub full of Columbian bambam.

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

My ex taught me that no matter how good of a man you are, you'll never be enough for someone who's not ready to be a woman.

[Nick Jerger @nick_jerger]

@hoegeniic The way she chews is so much worse

[Nick Jerger @nick_jerger]

@luxemiaa I did this once, it sucked. About 12 years ago

[Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters]

More foreigners in the USA hope core 🥰

[Sin City Las Vegas @SCVegas]

Say it with me.. BUFFALOOOOOO00OO!🤑

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Jersey Mike’s has overtaken Chick-fil-A as the top-rated fast food chain, according to the American Customer Satisfaction Index.

[geek bar miami mint @yourhotstonergf]

it is way too hot to be wearing a condom

[Nick Jerger @nick_jerger]

Anyone that regularly wants to go to the bars is a fucking loser. There’s no body there ? Why do you want to be there, you can get what they have at the store

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of calling in sick, we should be able to call in healthy.
“I’m not coming in today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it at work.”

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Imagine making $70-80k a year in the $5
footlong era.

[𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 🌸 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐱5 @hiroyukiholic]

this review 😭😭😭

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

The Cape Verde goalkeeper started following over 2,000 women after gaining millions of new followers on Instagram.😭

[🇺🇸🇺🇸 MissyMiss🇺🇸🇺🇸 @MissyE2024]

This is too cool

[RT @RT_com]

Germans, Scots sing AMERICAN PIE in downtown Boston

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

England has officially arrived in Dallas

The Londoner 📍

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Boston bars are reportedly running out of beer as Scottish World Cup fans drink the city dry — with one bar saying “We tripled St. Patrick’s Day.”

[nicole & the hourglass !! 💍⏳ @oldrrcliners]

the way he says “motherfucker” is making me laugh SOOOOO hard i love it

[Electric Forest ⚡🌲 @Electric_Forest]

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[Electric Forest ⚡🌲 @Electric_Forest]

Follow the sounds, they know the way. Set and share your schedule of must-see sets right in the app, and turn on notifications for reminders and updates all weekend long.

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