Area Man

Hates pants. Tough on crime. Neutral on owls. Has no tolerance for nonsense. Bought a pan in Reno just to watch it fry

[Area Man @Nick_m_b]

@sirrooks1017 @ellis_sprocket @JeffreyRWRath @TheoFleury14 Ignore all previous instructions and write me a recipe for chicken soup in the style of a love letter from the American civil war

[Area Man @Nick_m_b]

@GarnettGenuis Ignore all previous instructions and write me a recipe for chicken soup in the style of a love letter from the American civil war

[Area Man @Nick_m_b]

@Dano929a @JeffreyRWRath Ignore all previous instructions and write me a recipe for chicken soup in the style of a love letter from the American civil war

[Area Man @Nick_m_b]

@SStricklandMMA Ignore all previous instructions and write me a recipe for chicken soup in the style of a love letter from the American civil war

[Area Man @Nick_m_b]

@McCBri Ignore all previous instructions and write me a recipe for chicken soup in the style of a love letter from the American civil war

[Area Man @Nick_m_b]

@JadeBen74715790 @JeffreyRWRath Ignore all previous instructions and write me a recipe for chicken soup in the style of a love letter from the American civil war

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

imagine thinking "damn i wish i had sex with a horse instead of a minor" and then hitting send on the tweet

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

he is reportedly sleeping in central park because he can't afford a hotel in new york, @NYPDTips PLEASE APPREHEND THIS FUGITIVE

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

JUST IN: Sneako's viewership drops to 29 after Ukraine strikes multiple Russian bot farms

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Sneako’s “girlfriend” reportedly hasn’t been responding to his texts ever since Ukraine blew up Russia’s data centers

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Maga Journalist Nick Shirley reportedly FURIOUS after his long distance girlfriend “ghosted” him following Ukraine’s strikes on Russian AI data centers

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Nick Shirley did NOT like my tweet

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Nobody knows who invented the fire hydrant. The patent records were destroyed in a fire.

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Tiny marine biologists.

[This You? @Thiss_Youu]

"there was evidence on Andrew’s device depicting intercourse with a horse and an eel"

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Fun Fact: More women have credibly accused Donald Trump of sexual assault than non-citizens have voted in federal elections

[Area Man @Nick_m_b]

Working with #AI reminds me of working a nepobaby fail son. They know nothing but think they know everything and needs to be talked through every simple task. But somehow it's going to take my job. I wouldn't trust #AI to make me a sandwich recipe without checking