Gustav Gockel

More aquatic than most

[Gustav Gockel @nick_marquez_]

For reference in case everyone forgot what a cow looks like. (Me on the right)

[Tom Jones @93vintagejones]

For the love of God play this with sound

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

this is how I got my wife

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

From my elderly French Grandmother

[k @ysljennii]

me with the laundry from the dryer

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

"Your honour, if driving and drinking is illegal why was there a parking lot at the bar?"

[Philip Rivers @Rivers_17_HOF]

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you.”
-Deuteronomy 31:6

[Alabama Outsider @AlabamaOutsider]

They were ready

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Lawyer getting caught using AI because there is a Cheetos ad in their motion to dismiss

[Sigourney Beaver 🎗️🐹🐎🐦🌳 @sigourneybeaver]

Every sentence of this is even better than the last.

[MAX @616WAYNE]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

Micah Parsons in his “revenge game”

[CDC Mexico @sushiboyMEXICO]

Yak is insane even as a junkie. Real 70’s musician type nigga lmfaoooo

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

When the early slate is almost over and you didn’t get a single big play notification:

[KMT @AllProTez]

Me trying to find another illegal website to use to watch red zone after streameast got sniped

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

They are going to have Kevin Hart play Makarov

[Pedrito @iRealPedro]

tell Aristotle to come outside right now, he has competition

[ChadChampion @CChadChampion]

we’re so cooked