Nick Porter

Sliding through his 50's, jaded, cynical and usually tired. Yours for the price of a couple of pints of Pepsi Max Ginger. Apply within...

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@GingerOgre @BBCSport It's fine on sky one. Must be delayed on bbc2. Just had to switch over

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Ask them what they did to win this money. #gmb

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Turn on audio description to get the sound on ITV. #efl #carabao #itv #itvsport

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In game commercials... what have we become? #6Nations

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@arty_bow It's excruciating

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What does it look like Kate Thornton is doing green screen links? If she really there? #totp

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Pre-Chris Evans. Just. #totp

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@waitrose I didn't pay the extra! For going out of date stuff... I put my whole shop back and went and shopped elsewhere. Such staff pedantry is quite astounding. Particularly when almost every pizza was reduced by pennies and I had no option.

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Tonight I went to @waitrose and got the 2 Pizza & sides for £12. All pizzas were reduced as going out of date. I went to pay but as they were reduced the deal wouldn't work. I asked the guy at the till and he said he couldn't do anything. Cost £17+ and not £12. Dumb!

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@announcerphil Thought the same myself. Awful

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Well this is all very confusing... #totp #1975not1985

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Ask her about her feelings about the Gaza conflict #BBCBreakfast

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Pretending she's had nothing in her belly button #lorraine

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Kay Burley should not be presenting this. #thismorning

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351% increase could mean he sold 2 last year, and he's sold 9 this year... also, what about the micro-plastics in continually reused bottles? #YouandYours

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@ExpediaCrewTeam I've provided my details. I am just waiting for a call back on the number attached to the account and itinerary that I have provided. Is this crew team account real or a scammed?

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So I booked an apartment with @Expedia and arrived at the apartments to find it had already been booked out. A week later I got a refund for the apartment. I am yet to have anything for the inconvenience and costs incurred in getting to their double booked apartment. #expedia

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These two are like looking at yourself in different sides of a spoon #lorraine

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#bgt svengali trick to the max. It's one trick that he's made last forever