Porky Shinwell

[Porky Shinwell @PorkyShinwell]

After a year away I’ve come back to X. I’ve deleted all my old posts as I wanted to start again that’s why I’ve been here 5 years and this is my first post 😂 Porky is back baby!

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@MikeReadUK Love the accent you did Mike not at all offensive and the lyrics, perfect! I can't wait for the Reform Calypso

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Another pointless elected mayor another layer of government we can do with it. Scrap the roles and save us all money

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@TimmyUk Great to see your PIP going to good use Tim

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@adejacobsdj @ZiaYusufUK True!

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@SandyofSuffolk A shared post is a bit different from a post you actually write yourself. Also the t shirt doesn't say the word Farage on it he's assume it means him it could be Nigel Slater

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@officialsammyuk Remember when the army were throwing darts at a picture of Corbyn and you lot laughed your heads off?
This t shirt actually only mentions a man called Nigel, I don't see 'Farage' anywhere on the t shirt

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@EssexPR @GBNEWS Oh come on you're basically the Reform channel why would they bother wasting time when your team of top journalists wouldn't actually allow them to answer anyway

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@TimmyUk I bet that carpet was minging to be fair

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@RachelD1892 @Nigel_Farage @ZackPolanski Nige needs to prove which it's him they are making plans for. It's a song lyric it's not about Farage

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@robinwi21455581 @Nigel_Farage Yeah I'm looking forward to Nigel Havers getting into number 10 as well

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@DullManofGB @suntankid1966 @Nigel_Farage Nigel won't like that as it could be seen as insightment which he hates. It also doesn't make sense as it's a lyric to a song

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@Nigel_Farage That could be any Nigel he's making plans for Nigel Havers, Nigel Mansel, Nigel Kennedy, Nigel Slater! You aren't the only Nigel

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@TimmyUk Very hot day and you are in bed at 3.30 🤦‍♂️

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@TimmyUk The nurses won't be Bally you've woken up

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@selhurstpaw1 @Emmadavidtba @dawncornerr Nobody but nobody in London calls it the metro

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@JohnCleese Leader?

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@darrengrimes Why do you want a general election Darren? The polls show that although Reform might get the most seats they would be a long way from forming a government even with the Tories help. Better to wait it out I think

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@Goosey30111568 @JockThomson54 Sacked from what? Andy Burnham doesn't have the power to sack an MP and she doesn't have a government job to be sacked from. She can have the whip taken away but that's it

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@Petwill1 Yeah It's been a while since I read them, he seemed to know everybody