Nick Strobl

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

You know a mfer is a good citizen when they hit you with “thank gosh”

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

Why is Sunday considered the first day of the week but also put in the category of weekEND?

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

The best skiing music is Frank Ocean

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

I got new glasses and I’m wearing them at my work (an EYE doctor) and no one has said a word. I’m assuming it’s because I look so natural in them 😎

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

I’m not sure if @21savage has any emotion other than neutral

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

Why does every Uber driver have an insane backstory

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

I’m bout to start getting off flights and cold calling my friends for the scoop just to see who’s real

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

If u got an emoji in your snap name I’m a lil frightened

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

@ Venmo ty for the shortcut to Venmo my exes. I probably won’t be using it but I appreciate you 💯

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

@Venmo ty for leaving a shortcut to Venmo my exes. I won’t be using it but I appreciate you 💯

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

@Venmo ty for leaving a shortcut to Venmo my exes. Appreciate that feature but I probably won’t be using it 💯

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

@Venmo ty for the shortcut to Venmo my exes. Prolly not gonna use that feature but I appreciate you 💯

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

Why yall care about the color and material of your iPhone when you use a $50 case on it 24/7

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

Bad texters when reacting to messages came out

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

I wanna be brutally honest and slightly offensive here but if you use 😂 you’re probably a strange person

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

@DevinBishop7 Looks like you tweeted for the first time in 3 months I must be him

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

What’s up with the Twitter algorithm? Im pretty sure like 10 of my followers will see this so my twitter is going to be my unadulterated thoughts (I most def googled how to spell unadulterated)

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

I bet Drake tries to make a song with Taylor Swift

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

Future hops on everyone’s albums I swear

[Emma Moore @EmmaMoore33]

Crying at the hertz rental, you know the move

[Nick Strobl @nick_strobl]

I love how major companies made automated answering machines to make their lives easier but it’s actually the worst AI system known to man and makes me want chuck my phone off a cliff