A fire broke out backstage in a theater. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will end: to general applause from wits who think it's a joke.
—Kierkegaard
Chairman Paul Birdsong from a newly formed Black Panther Party in Philly:
“An unarmed woman was killed by ICE…so we’re here to protect the community. If ICE thinks they’re going to brutalize the people on our watch? Fuck around and find out.”
if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense
@MoeSquare jesus this storyline...we're third in the league and 2nd best GD after seven games. until we get relegated or win the treble its never going to be as bad as you think it is or as good as you want it to be. just enjoy the results for chrissake
Folks I am three beers deep at the cookout pitching whiffleball and these 7-year-olds are swinging in vain. They’ve got no chance and I’m not even into my best stuff yet