nico rasty

{*~•~•~~ | snatched and highly favored | ~~•~•~*} bitch might be sad but at least a bitch still bad. scorned and blessed.

[nico rasty @nickafor]

“Woke” Ivy League millennials be like:
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Reading group chat messages from friends I love that I’ll quite simply never reply to

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There are close friends, and then there’s the person who sends you memes that cut across 5 hyper specific identities that literally no one else could piece together

[nico rasty @nickafor]

spit roast except it’s just living between the amaarae and kaytranada summer drops

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crazy how @amaarae just reset summer with that album drop we gonna live this up

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it’s all fun and games until your immigrant mother discovers Zohran is only 33 yet mayor of NYC and starts asking about what you’re doing with your job and your living situation and your relationship and your

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mamdaddy celebration 2nite queen?

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heard we’re going into war, and I thought about how I bombed my last chance with you baby. Time might be running out in America but we can still build our empire together. One thing that is real is my love for you. you don’t have to fire back, just wanted to say

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voting New Yorkers, how cool would it be to show the world you’re not islamophobic at this completely unrelated convenient time rn

[nico rasty @nickafor]

“my boyfriend wants to show you his bomb collection and you better say they’re cool”

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spent all those years learning about checks and balances, and for what? this temu ass govt. Schoolhouse Rock, I will be needing a refund.

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Elmo needs a national strike against facism starting three months ago…

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo needs a hug today. ❤️

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“sorry can’t make it, have plans Saturday”
the plans:

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calling it now, someone will propose speaking non English in America to be illegal by the end of this administration

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Trump administration handing out the new syllabus for February ____ history month

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Republicans when they see someone’s pronouns in their email signature

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foundations with $500M+ endowment really be the first to put out a statement of fear in shifting politics, like girl, SPEND IT DOWN. The end is near, this is when you step up

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Overhead in Charlottesville: yeah imma learn Spanish thru this new Bad Bunny 🤡

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Good news! Looks like my “Strongest Warrior” plan has been renewed for 2025 🥲

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gays are all sister this and community that but god forbid a hot man or rent stabilized apartment in a gentrifying neighrborhood comes up and suddenly they’re gatekeep gabby

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@ysmnhssn 😂😂😂