hey @xboygeniusx i ordered your guitar and got this poster instead?
any chance i could maaaaybe get the sick guitar i bought instead 🙏?
@lucydacus@julienrbaker and if anyone knows phoebe tell her too
@samreich Sam, where ya from? Right! Imagine you’re walking around the Copley Square theatre. You see your crush and you wanna look real cool. What’s cooler… than darts? And what’s cooler than looking tough? AND what’s TOUGHER than POPPING your dart board? Thank you.
If your assessment is that it’s “radical indoctrination” to not want some creepy legislator to control one’s uterus, your problems are way bigger than voting.
You will never win the argument that you should have more power over a woman’s body than she does. That’s a promise.
@tedcruz you frog-faced, grimace body ass goon; if you take this away from me I swear on your slimey little soul, you will meet the harsh end of my doc marten
The student loan payment pause has allowed folks to stay safely housed, buy groceries, and make ends meet.
But in less than a month, the payment pause will expire.
@POTUS must extend the pause and #CancelStudentDebt.
@a1m0ndm1k I told my coworker that the world is 50/50 on whether Adam driver is hot or a putrid mass of writhing gutter scum. They believed the latter and that the other group didn’t exist. I will be sharing this with them.