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[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

This is a cancer of the mind. You could easily just read to your child instead of building an AI to do it for you. Some of you are rapidly abandoning the very things that give life its deepest joy and fulfillment.

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

My boss Zooming in for a meeting that was mandatory in person for the rest of the team

[Michelle Leahy Ferreri @mferreriptbokaw]

Imagine.

Canada. An incredible nation with all the resources, having to subsidize its citizens to afford food…with the citizens own money that their own government took.

Then imagine the leader of that government bragging about it.

Welcome to Liberal Canada est 2015.

The path of decline grows steeper every day.

[Will Keys @GuillermoLlaves]

Sad news: I’ve been fired by the Portland Trail Blazers for typing 58008 into a calculator and holding it upside down in 2009

[Complex @Complex]

Photographer takes breathtaking photos of Vermont in fall 📷

[📷: via/ @ericrubens ]

[Jared Weiss @JaredWeissNBA]

Victor Wembanyama was asked if he would ever sign a deal with a sports betting company: “Absolutely not. Honestly, I think it’s very sad to see some players promote it.”

[Leafs Morning Take @LMTake_]

Remember when everyone said no one would deal with John Chayka?

Don Waddell on negotiating the Knies-Marchenko blockbuster:

“My dealings with John through this whole process was very professional, very up front, & no games were played.”

[Willyston Riellander @nylanderthews]

This feels like Sundin written all over it and I love it. Embrace being the villain, the biggest hockey market in the world, the one that everyone hates. GLG!

[Onyx Odds @OnyxOdds]

Cam Skattebo at practice wondering why Jaxson Dart wears #9 and sucks now

[Michael @DemidovHabs]

Brad Treliving being one minute late on that trade call caused a heck of a domino effect:

1) Knies would have been a Hab
2) McKenna likely wouldn’t be a Leaf
3) Marchenko wouldn’t be a Leaf

Really bad luck for the Habs

[tobi lutke @tobi]

It’s impossible to make something free for a government. I wish we would ban the use of that word. She’s saying she will take some people’s money to pay for this. The incentive is to buy votes, not make things better. That’s too hard.

[Gatorade Guru @GatoradeGuru420]

Nothing on my end. Thanks

[Drew (NTE) @NotTheExpertYT]

Ah yes fine that man for drinking an invisible beverage while we take a commercial break for Bud Light, DraftKings, and Polymarket

[🅱️urt Cignetti @hoosiercommish]

No gambling ads from my GOAT, just FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY.

[NB @nickbelbeck]

Hazel Mae dropping the hammer at the end of her report on Vladdy’s interview.

Given the broadcast crew has never said a negative thing about him all season until now, Rogers is clearly pissed about all of this.

Going to be an interesting next few days! #BlueJays50

[NB @nickbelbeck]

@Masterflip_ @HayesTSN @odognine2 @jamiemclennan29 Role Play Level of Concern: Rick Bushwood

[Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker @Martyupnorth]

He's not wrong.

[NB @nickbelbeck]

@valuetainment This and bringing back the iPhone Mini would be everything I could ever ask for

[Jason Levin @iamjasonlevin]

One day some mid-level Amazon PM will suggest changing this beautiful Kindle icon. He will make $300k/year but has no marketable skills because of AI. He must keep his job to keep his 2-bedroom apartment in New York and save up for a place in the Hamptons. So he suggests changing this icon that makes people feel things because it’s uninclusive to women who read books or adults who read books or dogs who eat books. The higher-ups at Amazon also agree because change is good. Change means you are improving things. Change is how you keep your job and 3rd house upstate. Every redesign is done by some guy like this or agency full of guys like this. They redesign beautiful icons and logos solely to support their second homes.

[John Middlekauff @JohnMiddlekauff]

Nfl has a major problem on their hands. Injuries are out of hand. Been getting worse by the year. But the amount of backup QBs already playing in mid September is how the consumer changes the channel