The good folks at @SlackjawHumor not only published this one, but they’re letting me read it during Slackjaw: LIVE one week from today at @caveatnyc
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BREAKING: Connecticut’s Dan Hurley has turned down the Los Angeles Lakers’ six-year, $70 million offer and will return to chase a third straight national title, sources tell ESPN. LA would’ve made him one of NBA’s six highest paid coaches.