dog guy

he/him. certified co-good boi of Tell Me Where I Lose You @tmwilypodcast

[dog guy @nickbromley]

The only supremacy I’ll ever support is the Crunchwrap Supreme®

[dog guy @nickbromley]

@SeriousSanchez Thank you for the support. Me and mine plan to redouble our efforts next year and get back into the top 0.01% for 2023.

[dog guy @nickbromley]

Proud to say the doomsayers were wrong and I stayed top 0.05% @anamanaguchi

[dog guy @nickbromley]

yo I’m slippin
next year will I even be top 0.1%

[dog guy @nickbromley]

@SeriousSanchez @erinisaway I’ve been waiting for the “soon” steam release before I jump back in. It has been ~10 years.

[JarJar Siwa @SeriousSanchez]

Working on a new cold medicine for lunchtime: Noonquil

[dog guy @nickbromley]

“Smoking or Non-Smoking?”
*hit my vape*
“What about the e-smoking section?”

[JarJar Siwa @SeriousSanchez]

Ah fuck I just fractured my Bunnicula

[dog guy @nickbromley]

My Twitter is starting 8th grade this year. They grow up so fast.

[JarJar Siwa @SeriousSanchez]

New dish called Bean Wellington where you do all the beef wellington stuff to a single bean

[dog guy @nickbromley]

@SeriousSanchez States: Of The Union (2022)

[dog guy @nickbromley]

@SeriousSanchez Corn Subsidies: Corn doesn’t cost any resources to plant in Your State.

[dog guy @nickbromley]

@SeriousSanchez “You have earned a Great Writer: Yakov Smirnoff”

[JarJar Siwa @SeriousSanchez]

They should make a 4x strategy game where you can play as each of the 50 states in the US. Imagine getting a culture victory by building Branson, MO

[dog guy @nickbromley]

@NicSanchezPhD screenshotting this and sending it to all of my ancient greek friends 😝

[dog guy @nickbromley]

@SeriousSanchez this one is going places

[JarJar Siwa @SeriousSanchez]

*borax voice* my whites!

[dog guy @nickbromley]

My dog wakes me up between 5:45 and 6am every morning, which is amazingly consistent for someone that can’t read clocks.

[dog guy @nickbromley]

There have been, on average, roughly 1.46 mass shootings per day in the US this year.

[dog guy @nickbromley]

“HELLO CAR DEALER, I WANT TO BUY A CAR”

“i am the wolf, the predator of sheep”

[dog guy @nickbromley]

Car salesmen seeing themselves as “wolves” or “sharks” is hilarious. You’re selling a car to someone who already wants to buy a car. That’s just a fursona.

[dog guy @nickbromley]

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