Nick

Trencherman

[Nick @nickcleary1985]

@bryansgunn @elisjames

[Nick @nickcleary1985]

@OfficialFPL @MattDye83

[Nick @nickcleary1985]

@ManuclearBomb Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins. Homer Simpson, smiling politely.

[Nick @nickcleary1985]

@Baddiel

[Nick @nickcleary1985]

@rufusjones1 should be immediate as you pay it in, id suggest theres an issue around what you qualify for

[The Golden Sir @screaminbutcalm]

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

[MR @MarcusRashford]

What a hero, well done Finley ♥️

[Nick @nickcleary1985]

@thetimes @elisjames

[Nick @nickcleary1985]

@BellevilleBrew They’re all simple once you’re past initial set up. Brewdog Now, Round and greene king are good examples of these.

[Nick @nickcleary1985]

@GaryChadwicks There is no chlorinated chicken in the UK, its illegal as per EU directive. Coincidentally you have always been very Pro-Brexit.

[Royal Vauxhall Tavern @thervt]

Us gays have been doing that for years, dear.

#groundbreaking

[Lazy Susan @lazysusan]

The sad thing is, if he hadn’t been a paedo and dead, Micheal Jackson could have been walking around now in his mask just enjoying the sunshine.

[Django Gold @django]

looking back on it, it's even funnier how those celebrities decided it was time to sing us that "Imagine" montage after being stuck inside for like 36 hours

[Tom Moylan @moylato]

I've got four-twenty-ten-nine problems and counting in French is one of them.

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

I remember the day I saw a photographer get crushed by a huge block of cheese.
We all tried to warn him.

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

Spare a thought for all the fathers today that have raised a child who'll post an online tribute to their "Farther". A gut wrenching testament to their failure as a parent.

[jonn elledge is mainly on bluesky @JonnElledge]

Okay, third time lucky: wrote about the weird phenomenon of baby boomers who thought they literally fought the war, and how society, even more weirdly, enables it. RIP my mentions
https://t.co/yHKzeYCYXh

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

how do they do that?