Andy Bobandy

All my homies hate the metric system

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

Open your comments you coward. How many people have been murdered by illegals that shouldn't even be in the country in the first place? Spoiler alert it's a lot more than 11...

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

ICE has fatally shot 11 people since Donald Trump's second term began.

These are not isolated incidents. They are the predictable result of a cruel, violent system.

Abolish ICE.

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

@thomasbsauer But I simulated a heart attack in a pork roast and sent some pictures to a guy who used to be in the Army and he told me it was the Jooz. Why are you so afraid of the truth? Where's your pork roast analog for live human tissue?

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

@syruproxy @FRONZ1LLA wrote an entire song about pizza and it very explicitly states that pineapple doesn't belong

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

@Oilfield_Rando But what about Building 7 V2.0?

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

@morganisawizard Celsius is for water at sea level, I am not water nor am I at sea level so therefore Celsius is not the proper unit of measurement for room temperature.

Europeans need to get with the times, there's no Metric on the Moon

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

@Dianexis All my Instagram ads are shit like 'Gorilla Muscle Maxer' or 'Pre-Workout GLP-1 Focus Pouches' it's incredible to think anyone falls for that shit

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

@michaelmalice What are the odds this troglodyte believes the virus naturally evolved because of global warming and jumped to humans from a pangolin in a wet market?

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

@RoKhanna But the Nazi tattoo wasn't red enough of a line for you? The party that screams 'Nazi' and 'White Supremacy' with every possible breath can somehow overlook a massive tattoo of one of the most universally recognized symbols of the SS as long as the one wearing it hates orange man

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

@TheBrianShapiro @Timcast A real power combo right there; Whalers jersey with shorts and flip flops, incredible

[Secretary Marco Rubio @SecRubio]

For 250 years, America has been the greatest nation on Earth — and with God’s grace, it will be for 250 more.

Happy Independence Day!

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

@Wet1976Anthony @F530Josh

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

@mkratsios47 @USDOT @FAANews Long Live the Concorde!

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

“I’m sorry the town factory closed due to insane EPA regulations.

Don’t worry though, we’ll make the line go back up by importing tens of thousands of poor third worlders and having health care and real estate conglomerates move in to capture their federal welfare payments.”

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

@eurofounder Go bitch to China, they alone make up a third of global emissions after all. Try getting them to pay your tax if you actually want to go after the biggest offenders

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

@sentdefender I wonder if the Venezuelans will have PTSD from the last time American helos flew over a Venezuelan city...

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

@Dianexis Go to your nearest Tractor Supply and take a lick off a salt block or a bucket of horse electrolytes, that'll get you up and running again in no time

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

@RepJayapal The T in TPS stands for Temporary, I know English isn't your first language but if you invite someone into the country on a temporary status you have every right to withdraw that status for any reason. Guests can be asked to leave at any time, and forcefully removed if needed

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

@Oilfield_Rando All they do is lose NBA money year after year but at least they can feel good about their social equity. It's equivalent to the wife of a billionaire losing a million dollars a year on some crystal and candle business. Fine, as long as it makes you happy and keeps you off my back

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

@Timcast There should be one standard of fitness tests to be a cop, soldier, firefighter, etc. No special cutouts or lower standards just because you're a woman. You better be able to lift, run, and shoot just the same as the rest of the people around you, otherwise you're a liability

[Andy Bobandy @nickelicous]

The fact that someone named Sparkle Sooknanan can single-handedly make this decree should shatter the illusion of a "Balance of Power". At this point random district judges have more power than the Executive and Legislative branches combined

[SCOTUS Wire @scotus_wire]

🚨 Judge Sparkle Sooknanan has struck down the Trump administration's expanded SAVE voter-verification system, ruling that federal agencies unlawfully created a centralized database containing Social Security and citizenship data to facilitate mass voter verification.