Oversexed functionally alcoholic ex-painter living vicariously through his malinois and his kid's bearded dragon while secretly identifying with the crickets.
@AmericaShaman Funny Fanta's on the list as it was originally conceived as a way for Coka Cola to sell product to the unpopular Nazi regime back in the day...
@Partisangirl I remember growing up in the 80's, the US marine barracks bombing... But I keep abreast of my world news and fuck me if I'm not 100% team Hezbollah beeper bombing on.