Dr Nick Falkner

Educator, scientist, writer, blogger, artist, optimist. Views my own. He/him. Won’t speak on male-only panels. I don't read anything here anymore.

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Is it too late to take the opportunity to point out how much damage one over-privileged idiot has done to what was a rock-solid service? Every feature has been broken, hastily taped back together with monetisation, and then wrapped up in ugly paper. Hooray for #TwitterX.

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I trained a large language model on the characteristics of labour leaders and it kept misclassifying Mark Latham as possibly a large fungus or a particularly odorous turd - weird, eh?

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As a note, I stepped in dog shit yesterday. I apologised to it because I accidentally called it Mark Latham.

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Thanks, @Blizzard_Ent , for making it clear that anyone who went sorcerer was a schmuck. @Ubisoft , I’ll see you back in #division2

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@DrSueMoss @ClareStawski It uses a fake picture on Tinder.

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@DawnasKitchen You’re going to need to back up a ways, ma’am

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@Nigella_Lawson Those of us who never met him miss the idea of him and the joy he brought us in food. It must be terrible to miss the actual man, having met and broken bread with him. Still such a sad loss. ❤️

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@DawnasKitchen Spain

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@Palle_Hoffstein @tgshepherdvan Malmö has changed you, man.

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So, cricket’s dead. Are we all taking up the delightful Finnish sport of pesapallo next?

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This place still sucks, huh? What? Rate limiting on your internal service? Oh my. Good thing you’ve got a soopergenius on the case.

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@Palle_Hoffstein @JimMcMurtry01 That could be your entire Twitter identity and you’d always be busy.

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@DavidKButlerUoA REFER and REFERRER

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@Palle_Hoffstein Thought you’d like it for exactly those reasons.

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@ashleylynch It looks more undead, amusingly.

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@choochoobear This report card tells me nothing. I do not care what they have succeeded at unless I can measure it against the passion and depth of their failures.

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@UbisoftSupport Shared with you as a DM, thank you!

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Tagging in @UbisoftSupport as they seem to be rather responsive.

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Keeps happening to me on PS5. If you look the reset times are also off. Something is wrong with the STARS missions. @TheDivisionGame #division2

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@Palle_Hoffstein Men have an Elvis.

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@UbisoftSupport That was 3/3 so let me summarise as 4/3 - STARS daily project is either summit floors or bounties. It is always one in summit and the other everywhere else. When bounties align DC/NYC, mission can be achieved. No progress is saved if you go to/from summit. END

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@UbisoftSupport And if the summit has bounties, the other has summit floors. This flips every 24 hours - so you can get this quest every 2 days. NOTE: the STARS daily project has a reset time 1 hour later than all others. (Screenshot attached)