Nick Fontes

Aspiring Squidward

[Nick Fontes @nickhawkfontes]

I am filled with despair and longing... 🇧🇷💔

[Randalltime @RandallTime]

If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

[Nick Fontes @nickhawkfontes]

What do you call a guy who's really into vaping and journeying to the centre of the earth?

Juuls Verne.

[Nick Fontes @nickhawkfontes]

Every time I'm back in Fresno I like to play this fun little game called "How Much Mexican Food Can I Fit Into My Body?"

[Nick Fontes @nickhawkfontes]

Playoff time is Joe Ingles time

[Nick Fontes @nickhawkfontes]

@College_Lee_ Bro I honestly don't even know, I guess I have a bunch of fake friends and you are one of the real ones, thanks ♥️

[Nick Fontes @nickhawkfontes]

An ice cream scoop is just another dirty spoon

[Nick Fontes @nickhawkfontes]

Bitmoji's are too flamboyant

[ESPN @espn]

Bama's tourney hopes were on the verge of disappearing.

Collin Sexton would NOT let it happen.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Jazz fan at the trade deadline + anesthesia = 😂

[ESPN @espn]

The Gang did it!

[Nick Fontes @nickhawkfontes]

The face I make when someone tells me that Boss Baby didn't deserve it's Oscar nom.

[Nick Fontes @nickhawkfontes]

To the people walking around in shorts or a Tshirt in 40 degree weather... what are you trying to prove?

[Nick Fontes @nickhawkfontes]

Tua made that #CFPNationalChampionship game a Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride

[Nick Fontes @nickhawkfontes]

@Not_Calebk @NFL @Chiefs As soon as we went up big I knew it wasn't gonna happen

[Nick Fontes @nickhawkfontes]

When @Chiefs lose another playoff game.

[Nick Fontes @nickhawkfontes]

Thanks for bringing my genius to a wider audience @thedawsonpants https://t.co/obMZ1EecI9

[Dawson Oquist @thedawsonpants]

"I'm waiting for the Heisman House commercial where they get together and throw Reggie Bush out" -@nickhawkfontes

[Lil Pump @lilpump]

STAY IN SCHOOL DONT DO DRUGS ESSKEETIT

[Nick Fontes @nickhawkfontes]

Every store is a thrift store if you steal

[Jake Hudson @JakeMHudson]

The #USMNT just disrespected the American flag way more than any NFL player ever has.