Logic Zord

I don't have a horse.

[Logic Zord @College_Lee_]

Sorry bro I can’t go out tonight. I literally just laid me down to sleep

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Yt people don't want Black kids to have access to it.

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

@RepJeffries Nice tweet, hey what’s this about

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

*takes bite of Pringle* yes *nods at date then waiter* we'll have the tube

[Rakesh Kumar @Rakeshhkumaar]

Yes.
Homelessness.
In capitalist countries, homes stay empty while people sleep outside.
That is more depressing than any architecture.

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

There’s money for ICE

There’s money to build detention camps.

There’s money for Argentina.

There’s money to invade Venezuela.

But we’re supposed to believe there’s no money for healthcare, housing & food?

Suffering is a policy choice.

[Leaping Larry @Juche_Gang]

How did Christians interpret “Don’t use my name in vain” as don’t say “Oh my god” instead of “Don’t use my name to colonize and enslave half the planet."

[Logic Zord @College_Lee_]

“I love this town. And when you love something, you don't threaten it. You don't punish it. You fight for it.” - Leslie Knope

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

The only person fleeing after Tuesday:

[Logic Zord @College_Lee_]

I was self conscience of my home phone number as a kid because it had 69 in it. Childhood is crazy.

[Logic Zord @College_Lee_]

Have you ever eaten smoked salmon? Would you like to taste smoke only? Just eat smoke? Smoke in mouth? Ever tasted smoke? It taste like smoke. It’s smoke. Ur eating smoke. Smoke is what ur eating. Just smoke.

[Logic Zord @College_Lee_]

Hacks is a phenomenal show

[Logic Zord @College_Lee_]

How do I get in “funny haha” twitter and get off “our country is going to shit” twitter?

[Logic Zord @College_Lee_]

It’s better to get some bad reps in than no reps at all

Unoriginal thought I’ve had to keep telling myself

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Me: Mom they just cut funding for PBS.

My mom: That’s not what they’re doing. Also Elmo is Muslim.

[Logic Zord @College_Lee_]

I kiss girls upside down

[Logic Zord @College_Lee_]

Yeah I may be financially struggling, but spider-man does all the time. So what does that say about me?

[Logic Zord @College_Lee_]

Idgaf if I got no followers. I’m out here tweeting for the love of the game

[Logic Zord @College_Lee_]

If I saw a one eyed cretin come out of my closet, I’d freak the fuck out

That’s why monsters university isn’t realistic

[Logic Zord @College_Lee_]

man i wish i could go back to the time where this was true

[Logic Zord @College_Lee_]

My greatest failure in life (so far) was being unironically subscribed to Curtis Lepore on vine.