The Aquarium Librarian

Views are my own and I may be drinking while espousing them. Sounders, pinball, ska, and the library sciences.

[The Aquarium Librarian @NickInSeattle]

Not rude like good but just rude like uncouth.

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Letting the dinos out regardless of the outcome. Who gives a shit. im so done

[King Crocoduck @crocoduck_king]

bro somebody PLEASE tell me how to read this, who tf is winning

[The Aquarium Librarian @NickInSeattle]

@lukeisandberg @TownsUsa @StatisticUrban Because it doesn’t speak to what the underlying “normal” is? New Orleans and the Twin Cities don’t get the same amount of rain, 2” makes more of a difference (lol) in one versus the other.

[The Aquarium Librarian @NickInSeattle]

@JeremiahOshan Dude you can’t post that first tweet before this second one wtf yeeeesh

[The Aquarium Librarian @NickInSeattle]

@chilliklause @BAD_OPERATION_ , who I have definitely gushed at you about before!

[The Aquarium Librarian @NickInSeattle]

Hahahaha I thought I was a super fan of this ska band I traveled to see, then chatted with the guitarist and he’s in fucking PEARS and I had NO IDEA #skanowmorethanever

[The Aquarium Librarian @NickInSeattle]

@Interpearsonal Too soon.

[The Aquarium Librarian @NickInSeattle]

@jeremycole It’s perfectly legible if you’ve had five shots of whiskey recently

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

"I have concepts of a plan."

[The Aquarium Librarian @NickInSeattle]

Columbus should’ve signed him for weekend

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Jimmy Maurer came in clutch with a four-save performance in his first MLS game of the year! 😱

His point-blank denial of Deiber Caicedo is your @CelsiusOfficial Energy Moment of the Matchday!

[The Aquarium Librarian @NickInSeattle]

@Dalton_Kates @ff_pancake I kicked him a couple bucks on venmo with the only memo “Activated charcoal”

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

Well shoot me in the face.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

girls girls girls gorgeous librarians

[The Aquarium Librarian @NickInSeattle]

@BAD_OPERATION_ I thought I already did?

[Snarky McSnarkerson @efilnikufsin]

The shitter at the Axe and Rose has been christened and aptly named. #rctid #baonpdx

[The Aquarium Librarian @NickInSeattle]

My mind keeps coming back to this

[Cheryle @CheryleRPh2]

Seriously, someone buy her a mirror.

[The Aquarium Librarian @NickInSeattle]

@shaddaee @ASFleischman The last errand I ran was to a fish shop for inspiration around a new tank. It’s been my zen for decades. How the hell does someone get stressed enough over an aquarium to murder somebody???

[The Aquarium Librarian @NickInSeattle]

I am really, truly sad that I agree with this sentiment. Things feel deeply wrong with my beloved Sounders. The focus is in the wrong place (nobody is a STH because of Longacres), many fans now feel like fungible commodities rather than a part of something.

[The Aquarium Librarian @NickInSeattle]

@AriLiljenwall D’ya think this means next year Adrian will invest in Seattle instead of Renton?

[The Aquarium Librarian @NickInSeattle]

@ManuclearBomb What about physical mannerisms, not just phrases? I do “Homer’s Happy Fingers” when talking about food and have for years, to the point it’s completely subconscious and subtle. I don’t even notice I’m doing it, my lady points it out!