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[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Today is my 32nd birthday.

Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves.

Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

[La araña discoteca @nickkamholzz]

Every head coach out here playing 4D chess while Mike McCarthy’s playing Mouse Trap

[Sam Hoadley-Brill @deonteleologist]

60 years ago, National Review claimed that the Civil Rights Movement was a Marxist plot to inject socialism into the US.

Today, National Review claims that teaching AP African American Studies is a Marxist plot to inject socialism into the US.

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Petition to ban the term “straw man argument”

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Gratitude is the fairest blossom which springs from the soul

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Can we crown Mbappé now or is he still just the heir apparent?

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Pop Tarts & Beef Jerky

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I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints

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I’m lost in the world
I’m down on my mind
I’m building a city
And I’m down for the night

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This tottenham squad gunna be so fun to watch this year

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Messi a literal magician

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Dolph Lundgren ( Ivan Drago in Rocky 4) has a 160 IQ and is thus legally considered a genius

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@king_kareem_ Can’t really blame him for the first 4 all pretty solid strikes

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Grip one for too long and you lose so much that you’ve never held

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Like newborn infants, we grab what comes near us, hoping to control it, taste it, jam it into another kid’s eye. But the time we spend in control of our world, is the time we spend letting go of others. Ideas, stories, pride, girls in soft sweaters, video games, buttered noodles,

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Disco Disco
Good Good

[🤙🏾 @KingWheatXVI]

When you grow up and realize the meaning behind our childhood movies.

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@_jerichoadams My b 😷

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Confirm or deny this is you @Tommylaaka31

[Clix @Clix]

couple goals

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Have I watched more horror movies than should legally be allowed? Yessir. Do the jump scares still get me every time? Yessir.