Nick King

Whatcha Gonna Do when they come for you?

[Nick King @nickkingone]

@DailyMailUK I hope they all washed their hands before touching him.

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Waheeeeeey a bit of common sense.

[Metro @MetroUK]

BREAKING: Court rules people cannot be gender neutral on their passports. https://t.co/UxdKLRWsXt

[Nick King @nickkingone]

Must be loads of people with the shits at Handsworth, they've emptied the shelves in Asda.

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@athersonian @swfc @bazzabannan25 Dirty dingle.

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Why are people panic buying toilet roll, wtf is wrong with you?

[Nick King @nickkingone]

Saturday Social on Sky Sports, WTF is that? Why is that white dude with the crap 'tache dressed like a rapper from the 90's?

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@RepKenBuck Prick

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@piersmorgan Don't worry Piers, I saw that Matt LeTissier said it'll be alright as it only kills old people.

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@morts3108 @swfcTICKETS You've sold it about 8 times already on Twitter!!! How many have you got?

[Nick King @nickkingone]

Oh yes, need some of these.

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@DailyMailUK

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@BryceDHoward @RealRonHoward

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@DailyMailUK Fake tan is nearly as bad as Trumps.

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@DailyMailUK State of her.

[Nick King @nickkingone]

@CarltonUpp Could be worse #KneeSurgery #FuriousMasturbating #PedoPete