Nick

Our founding fathers died for the pursuit of happiness, not the sit-around-and-wait for happiness// VP of @MadtownDarts

[Nick @nickknoche]

Looking for my future wife on LinkedIn because it doesnt matter how many likes she gets on Insta if she cant find a job

[neen @neenaab3]

Your son made me take plan b after we hooked up but carry on

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Mnemonic device to remember the Great Lakes.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Alabama.

[Anansi-Me Outside @pagesofle]

Not the drop top calculator with the all black rims and cranberry interior!!

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

why would I want furniture from a century that was mid

[ESPN @espn]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN PROGRAM HISTORY ...

The Wisconsin Badgers are your 2021 NCAA Women's Volleyball Champions 🏆

[Scott. @iAmGreatScott18]

I’ve been screaming for days 😂🤣💀

[Yami Y⁷ 💜🐙🦋 @nocturneop9no1]

I'm choking laughing omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Steve Kim @Fobwashed]

When u beat solitaire

[Nada Elmikashfi @nadaelmikashfi]

In regards to banning critical race theory in Wisconsin schools, here are the words legislative republicans also have a problem with. Enjoy the unadulterated white supremacy!