turd ferguson

this is my personal acc consisting of stupidity journalism acc @nicksjournalism

[turd ferguson @nickl3o]

a deep bag can always be deeper

[turd ferguson @nickl3o]

and that’s a sickness, the fidget?

[trust the process @DeepBallHurts]

@Phillies @PhilliesCBP i’m genuinely sitting on the bridge for nothing

[turd ferguson @nickl3o]

@shamus_clancy was walking 18 in NJ playing the radio call off a small speaker connected to my bag. listened to the whole comeback. safe to say when edmundo singled in the 9th i was getting some stares from the group behind me for pumping my fist in celebration after putting one in the bunker

[turd ferguson @nickl3o]

favorite part of this shit show of a presentation so far is the cameraman zooming in and adjusting the angle so the guys behind home plate with the kalshi shirts are out of frame. no free ads on netflix huh

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

MLB Opening “night.”

On “March 25.”

Exclusively on “Netflix.”

[Yamal Along the Watchtower @RealFakeSamDunn]

@TheEmmys @pablofindsout @CNNOriginals @E60 @espn

[turd ferguson @nickl3o]

@TimKellySports @OnPattison at least i got to see the red tops in 2026 in clearwater. guess the prospects still get them even with nikes stupid 3+1

[turd ferguson @nickl3o]

@b0newalljackson https://t.co/OMUWKW72UK

[turd ferguson @nickl3o]

@jfauci4

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

Seranthony Dominguez was the subject of the funniest thing I’ve ever heard on a podcast.

On an ep of MSSP where Shane was explaining the MLB playoffs to Matt, he mentioned Seranthony and Matt asked for clarification on the name. Shane verified that his name was in fact Seranthony Dominguez, and Matt said, “damn they built the ustedes into him.”

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

pov: you’re five beers deep and your friend is poorly reciting a 9 year old nick mullen bit by memory

[turd ferguson @nickl3o]

@beckwhittaker0 @snakeollbroker @FlatironFlusher absolute game changer. phone only comes out when i want to see approximate distance to/to cover a hazard

[turd ferguson @nickl3o]

@snakeollbroker @FlatironFlusher 18 birdies has a goated apple watch app. leave phone in the bag look down at your wrist and you have front/back/middle of green # s. can keep track of fairways hit, greens in reg, and # of putts while entering score after each hole. (and sand shots, # of chips, and penalties)

[turd ferguson @nickl3o]

@jfauci4 also fuck fanatics don’t order from that sixers former owner ruining sports gear fuck rubin. majestic, reebok, alibaba, dhgate. stay true!!!

[turd ferguson @nickl3o]

@jfauci4 @Fanatics @plug_state cut out the middle man. let me be the middle man. gemello🤞🏼

[turd ferguson @nickl3o]

@jfauci4 @Fanatics gimme ya address i’ll have one at your doorstep step in 3 months for 1/10 of the price

[turd ferguson @nickl3o]

always hear about peoples “laundry chair” in they room where dirty clothes or clean laundry when ur too lazy to fold be going

what about the temp door hanger for clothes that aren’t quite dirty after one wear but aren’t clean enough to fold and put away either

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

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[turd ferguson @nickl3o]

@PhilaBCoulter man we wanted to draft oj and we won 2/3 last three games when we needed to tank! drunk santa was just the straw that broke the camels back