Nick Decktor

I just want to be funny like Quentin.

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It's come to my attention that some people are using Twitter to get laid. I can't even use Twitter to get retweeted.

[死 @humanxmaybe]

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

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@tobyhardtospell This is incredibly written, and exactly how I feel

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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.

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@katfoodbreath Woody Harrelson, Joaquin Phoenix

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@lazerdoov @DannyBKelly It’s a short freeway off-ramp with a fairly sharp blind curve right before a stop light. Much worse than ketamine.

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@DvnFrl The most horrible parts of most power structures are out in the open and widely accepted. People would leap on a conspiracy about individuals hoarding billions of dollars for nothing more than their personal aggrandizement if it wasn’t so banal and obviously true

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@Hypnodrone2 @TheLadyPim1 Agree with you for the most part, but I don’t think that OP was saying that this type of play is fundamentally bad or oppressive, just that it can be done in a more or less mindful way.

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@HannibalDamage “Squeeze”

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@MistressKye How I would handle someone bratting at me at a party: “hey, I get that you’re having fun, but you and I don’t have that dynamic. Could you tone it down?”

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@MistressKye Advice: bratting is play, and you don’t engage in play with someone without communication and consent. Just like you wouldn’t want someone to try to “dominate” you out of the blue.

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@JoyousCivic Put 10 men and 100 post-menopausal women on an island and they won’t have children.
Same is true with 100 women and 10 men with vasectomies.

Maybe gender is about more than just breeding.

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@marcyvq12 “I would like to bang you”
*waits 24 hours*
Maybe the problem with that last message was that I didn’t include a question mark

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@alyssaYEO If you wouldn’t take someone’s advice then don’t accept their criticism

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@rebeccamakkai “Wellness check finds Stephen King dead, tweets are authored by extremist parrot”

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Imagining a really aggressive softball game between mimes and clowns

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@The_Silence_Pix I think the name is definitely wrong

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@Marshallbradfor Oh no! What happens to Sheena?!

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@craydrienne Your personality isn’t bad, just… distracting

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@Gerald_Todd Yeah, you’d be horrible at limbo