nicholas hudson

Midnite🌚

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

“It can never be me.” can be you in few minutes.

[slothy @slothy_420]

daylight doesn’t need saving i do

[anoyonce @thisisnotnayan]

they’re surgically removing the spark in my eyes tomorrow

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

There’s a special place in hell for people who surrender senior dogs after having spent their entire lives with them. Seriously, fuck you.

[Brendo. @BrendanDaGawd]

check your candy! smh someone put percs in my reese cups

[🏴‍☠️† kotetsuran🇻🇦🇨🇷BELIEVE IN THE GETTER @Gettermancc5]

This spiderman keychain I saw on the bus today

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Parents, PLEASE check your kids’ Halloween candy. I just found a Snickers bar filled with Justin Herbert interceptions.

[🎭 @MaskedInLA]

Just trick or treated at Rob Pelinka’s house he gave me a player option

[َ @sanhoonie]

Me too hes not special.

[malik @immalkwalahi]

January: “New year, new me!”

November:

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

if you’re alone on halloween night just remember it could always be worse. you could be playing dead by daylight

[Joss 🐢 @Existential_ded]

putting your baby in the saw needle pit 🥰

[j nova @jnova_mp3]

maybe your baby is crying because he wants oxycontin and xanax

[svlly @silly_sillier]

how it feels to grab your phone right after waking up

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Maybe your baby is crying because he wants a Crunchwrap Supreme.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Told her I’m in her city and she said have fun

[pimboum 🇵🇸🏴 @pimboum]

Le serveur américain quand tu lui donne pas un tip de 34$ pour ton café dégueulasse à 4$

[𝑺𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒏 𝑵𝑴𝑲 🧉 @namekoisvnr]

Les americains quand ils regardent un sport qui n’a pas 4 pauses 2 concerts et 5 pauses hot dot

[☀︎ • Moyu • ❍ @Elebanashi]

Les américains quand ils ont un accident et que quelqu'un menace d'appeler une ambulance