Yes that pig in a blanket

I cooked those mini weiners dont they look tasty.

[Yes that pig in a blanket @nickollaasss]

@MLB

I had to log on to twitter for the first time in two years to tell you fuck nuggets to fix the app that's been down all day.

[Yes that pig in a blanket @nickollaasss]

What will finally cause a war between the United States and Canada

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Boobs vs Butts

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Well I can't say I didnt see that coming.

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

This has to be a contender for one of the most insane comparisons ever

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

https://t.co/3sWqfhRYaf

[Yes that pig in a blanket @nickollaasss]

This sport is fucking stupid

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

He got hit so hard he ended up throwing up 😳

[Yes that pig in a blanket @nickollaasss]

@BraydenFrascone Bad

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ugh the criminal minds team saved the executives from being poisoned. lame

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You give Keith every fucking penny he asks for. More than Max Scherzer if you have to.

[Mike Puma @NYPost_Mets]

Keith Hernandez is still unsigned after having talks with SNY in recent weeks. Negotiations are expected to pick up after New Year's.

[Yes that pig in a blanket @nickollaasss]

I dint think people understand that sex will never be as good as a ps5 man or woman.

[Yes that pig in a blanket @nickollaasss]

I would give up 60 years of life to be a dog that gets a cheeseburger on its birthday.

[Yes that pig in a blanket @nickollaasss]

Thank God he kept his shoes on

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

Ness County News, Kansas, June 26, 1897

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The only cop who I will mourn is the cart narc.

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Gilmore Girls is, at its core, a show about how if you're the hottest ones in your small town you can have no convictions and act like a huge piece of shit.

[Yes that pig in a blanket @nickollaasss]

Nationalize the airlines @POTUS

[Yes that pig in a blanket @nickollaasss]

Lots of law and order memes means the youth are back home with their parents for the holidays.

[Yes that pig in a blanket @nickollaasss]

My tin hat guess is that the braves are cheating and cheating badly. They're keeping their stars around for cheap with blackmail.

[Yes that pig in a blanket @nickollaasss]

Hot take: Margaritas are mike n ike flavored

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Tom cruise is the least sexy, sexy man alive.

[Yes that pig in a blanket @nickollaasss]

I'm gunna say it. Actors are too hot now. It's making me hate movies.

[Yes that pig in a blanket @nickollaasss]

@OddsCheckerUS A different company offered me 800 dollars to throw my life away