Nick Ostrem

Public Health, Pop music, Petting cats, sPlatoon 3 and Pcooking. he/him/his.

[Nick Ostrem @nickostrem]

Sources have confirmed to me that Embiid is now asking the league if this suspension can be distributed to the next three second halves of back-to-backs

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The NBA has suspended Philadelphia 76ers’ Joel Embiid for three games for altercation shoving a columnist in a postgame locker room.

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I love Taylor but I’m sort of annoyed that she starts to date a player and an already good team gets a horseshoe shoved up their ass

I want to watch her watch that entire year of Chiefs football where there wasn’t a single WR touchdown. That’s enough angst for five more albums.

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I love sour and I love guts, hut if she only makes love songs for the rest of her career and they’re all as good as so American I hope she stays with him for the next century

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Louis Partridge kisses Olivia Rodrigo on the head.

[Nick Ostrem @nickostrem]

Hank Hill wrote in Mitt Romney’s name for the last two presidential elections and would hold his nose and vote for Harris this year.

The real question is: would Hank hill vote for Ted Cruz?

[Deep Space Fine @thisismewhatevs]

"Would Hank Hill vote for Trump?"
Hank Hill couldn't vote for a man with a limp handshake and Trump famously likes his steaks well done with ketchup let's be serious.

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@wastetime @LittleMammith If you want to go by who commits the most rapes we ought to be deporting native-born white men

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@essaym22 @seanfaywolfe You say that but he’s just gonna go to Russia and hang out with dictators like felllow ponytail enthusiast Steven Segal

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Lot of men will always respond to rape/SA accusations with “but but false reports what if she’s lying” and I’m here to tell you that for your average white guy a situation like this (victim is called a liar by cops who abuse their power to have case dropped) is way more likely

[Jack Brewer @Brewerblogs]

A Florida girl reported being raped by her adoptive father. Police didn't believe her, charged her with filing a false report, & she was required to write apologies to the accused & the cops. Then she documented it on her phone when he did it again. https://t.co/re1YRmTUeY

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@Garrett_Archer Especially true since the stars of both Antz and this poll are gross rapists

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@Depresseanpaul @CoreyAtad Bohemian rhapsody annoys me to this day because of how much better Rocketman is, which is made extra funny because the director of Rocketman actually had to come in and bail out BR because Brian Singer is a flaky creep

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@jakebrodes @ohgodscrewthis Every popular tweet about kratom taste is like a peak into a world where pilling machines don’t exist

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Always love when my state and city are used as a cautionary tale makes me feel like I’m living in a normal not terrible place

(These people are correct vouchers are terrible if you want your kids to go to private school they can do that with your private money)

[Support Our Schools Nebraska @SOSNebraska]

Nine former Republican State Senators urge Nebraskans to vote REPEAL on Measure 435 in a new Omaha World-Herald Op-Ed: “Stand for fiscal discipline, demand accountability in spending, and avoid traps set by outside groups unfamiliar with Nebraska. Vote repeal on Measure 435.”

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Tyler was banned from multiple actual countries you think Twitter randos can scare him

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Tyler, The Creator addresses “Swifties” bringing up old lyrics trying to cancel him online. https://t.co/ID9BTsPEPN

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@mattykinsX @atrupar It’s gonna be pretty hard to limit a thing that literally isn’t mentioned anywhere unless they called them “glass panes separating the outside from inside”

Why don’t you take another pass and find this phantom clause yourself since you’re so adamant it exists

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@mattykinsX @atrupar I read it and ctrl+F searched for “windows”, zero results. You’re talking out your ass

https://t.co/pTlHczSIP8

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The biggest change between elections now and like 15 years ago is that now you can tell that many younger democrats have an active hate for their Republican opponents because of what pieces of shit they all are. I respect that.

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

Wow. Lucas Kunce just destroyed Josh Hawley on the debate stage. You need to watch this.

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@pastafrutti Also if you’re in Washington don’t forget to fireproof your envelope just in case

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@y_gbka @dinnafashh cared so little that you had to reply to a tweet about him telling everyone how much you don’t care, classic unworried behavior

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Lame shows make LeBron James jokes, great shows have reoccurring characters based on Johnny Manziel

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The best part about modern American Dad is that they have a bunch of not obnoxious sports fans in the writers room, who give us things like the arena football team, a Deandre Ayton cameo or an entire episode mocking Urban Meyer’s firing due to feeling up coeds at his steakhouse

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@seanfaywolfe The German immigrant families in the area called it Jackenitnacht, which got Americanized into Jackin’ It Night