Nick Pratt

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"Now say a mob of 50 people attacked you and wrecked your car but you didn't bother reporting it!"

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

If Small Dick Energy was an entire nation.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

This is the most Nigel Farage thing Nigel Farage has ever done. Stand down in the safest seat Reform holds, then stand again so he can win it back and say: “See? 20,000 people voted for me, so we can all forget about my dodgy billionaire mate.”

He is such a fucking drama queen.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

I’ve never seen Britain more united 💚

[Krishnan Guru-Murthy @krishgm]

***BREAKING*** (@joncraig take note)

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

Only Count Binface should stand against Farage. Let the prick win in the most farcical way possible

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

All that needed to be said. Then as now.

[Adam Pearson @Adam_Pearson]

Nigel Farage resigns as MP for Clacton, triggers a by-election and plans to stand in said by-election in a bid to become MP for Clacton - which, to reiterate, is the job he has just resigned from.

What a waste of tax payers time and money.
Utter nonsense.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Binface Vs Farage.

Farage wants to play games, let’s play games.

Let’s get @CountBinface elected!

[G.T @gingerrtom]

Nigel Farage stepping down as an MP to stop the ongoing investigation into his undeclared £5m should tell you all you need to know.

[Chris @prestonchris86]

Crazy how America is more bothered about a footballer player getting a red card than they are about school shootings and the fact their president is a rapist sex offender.

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

Nigel Farage: "I'm going to ignore the wishes of Henry Nowak's family and extract every ounce of political capital from their son's death".

Nigel Farage: "Leave my family alone"

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

Dear Americans, this is how much of Europe it took to beat you in the world cup in your own home. Try being a little bit more humble next time.

[Damian Low @DamianLow3]

Stop being one then

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Robert Jenerick said that George Cottrell has no formal role in Reform UK.

Not what his business card implies?

[G.T @gingerrtom]

crazy that this man actually shagged prime billie piper.