Whether it's Tim Walz expanding his state's school lunch program or Matt Gaetz giving cocaine and Ecstasy to underage sex workers, both sides have taken controversial approaches towards feeding children.
In the last several weeks, my office has received many inquiries from actual residents of Ohio and Virginia who said their neighbors’ couches or local furniture were abducted and fucked by JD Vance. It’s possible, of course, that some of these rumors will turn out to be false.
I loved Twitter. Was my favorite social platform. Today I had to turn off all notifications because X sent me six notifications from bullshit political accounts I don't follow and have no interest in interacting with. @elonmusk has fucking ruined my favorite site.