Nick

sailor | appellate lawyer | furniture maker. 🏳️‍🌈 he/him

[Nick @nickstepp]

@Dan21x Heya

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

Trump. Is. Not. Kidding.

Take.

Him.

Literally.

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@giltweetsstuff Yes please

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When I think about “Try That in a Small Town,” I think of Emmett Till, Matthew Shepard, Brandon Teena, Medgar Evers, James Byrd, . . . .

[Nick @nickstepp]

PSA: Do not misread “turkey bacon and cheddar” as “turkey, bacon and cheddar.” You will be disappointed.

Also, campaign to ban turkey bacon. You can’t make turkey into bacon just by calling it that.

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@RMFifthCircuit No. QI is not in a statute. Neither is this briefing waiver the court hides behind.

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@Ltpietrzak How much toner is on your clothes?

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A man is breaking Twitter and I’m supposed to care.

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

The population of Greater Houston is around 7.2 million people.

An estimated 2 million people showed up to the Astros World Series parade.

That means 28% of the Houston area celebrated the Astros downtown today 😳

[Nick @nickstepp]

@RMFifthCircuit No. I don’t want to [read: won’t] read that ugly mess

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@jeffreywatters Congratulations!

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@coreytimes Okay

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@brentmrubin Written as though it’s self-evident

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@jeffreywatters How long did it take for the bump where you got the first shot to go away?

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@brentmrubin That’s what Freedom looks like, eh?

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Kiss cam @astros Pride Night features ZERO same-sex kisses. #DoBetter

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@_MParks @rvardyburner I’ve been contemplating the C&O towpath across the Eastern Continental Divide from Pittsburgh to DC.

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@GAFlaherty 20 years on from my time there, and I do, too. Such a privilege to hide among the stacks, read, think, and write.

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@rvardyburner The problem is we’d have to take at least one day off every week.

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@rvardyburner If she had retired WHEN SHE FUCKING SHOULD HAVE, we might not be here.