bark simpson

wet socks gang

[bark simpson @nickthegrick]

@TreestarOO if I had an orchard

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@steinkobbe https://t.co/ZGy401XPIo maybe we don’t know enough to have an informed opinion 🤷‍♂️ but don’t let that stop you from spreading bad takes on the internet 😎

[bark simpson @nickthegrick]

Schrödinger's double-slit experiment

[bark simpson @nickthegrick]

I play guitar and do some other things in this band and we have some new music, maybe you want to listen to a few songs https://t.co/81FdLEXjwK

[bark simpson @nickthegrick]

https://t.co/4IP8KdOAX0

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Atlas go ahead and shrug homie, you’re being kinda dramatic

[bark simpson @nickthegrick]

keep waking up and being ‘paid’ to do ‘things’ hahaha what a silly little life

[bark simpson @nickthegrick]

having a nuanced opinion?? in this climate?!? get outta here

[bark simpson @nickthegrick]

my whole life in service of removing 🥴 from existence. a renewed sense of purpose

[bark simpson @nickthegrick]

the American dream, playing roller coaster tycoon

[bark simpson @nickthegrick]

God please grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and LASER BEAM EYES

[bark simpson @nickthegrick]

squandered beauty chasing novelty

[bark simpson @nickthegrick]

System.gc() //memory leak?

[bark simpson @nickthegrick]

shitpost is in the eye of the beholder

[bark simpson @nickthegrick]

My body is a temple but like one of those inflatable ones you find at a Halloween store and inside u will find a bunch of white girls drunk on four loko

[bark simpson @nickthegrick]

who u are in the dentist’s chair is the real you

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

thank you, new york times

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084

bloom

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083

incubation