Nick Christofi

Specialist broker for bridging, commercial and development finance. CEO Karis Capital

[Paul Merson @PaulMerse]

Delivery might take 2-3 days 😜😜😜🔴🔴🔴

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

Mood

[Elliot Richardson @ElliotR1971]

Am going to write something about Arsenal to make everyone feel a bit better this morning.

I work with every major club and many of the top ones are shareholders in my business.

Right now, Arsenal on and off the field and the project we are building is the envy of world football. Agents calling constantly to get their players in to the club because every player wants to play for us, the brands wanting to work with us. Club is working on ideas to help the fans more and get more of us to see the team we love. Arsenal are feared. That is why you see the nonsense in media this country. It’s great. The owners are super committed and long term investors and not scared to invest for long term.

As for Mikel and the team and all the staff… Wow! This hurts right now and nothing is given in life or football, but we are on a path that will mean games like last night and how we are performing over the last two seasons will become just normal. I have never been more excited about where we are going. Enjoy it, it is going to be fun. Plus win at Wolves Saturday and you never know… walk tall today, our club oozes class and let’s stick together.

[Patrick Timmons @PatrickTimmons1]

United conceded as many goals tonight as Arsenal have in the entirety of 2024.

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Nick Christofi @nicktofi]

@timpav7 He’s so so bad!!!!

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

William Saliba is who he thinks he is. He is him. https://t.co/jekYxYiV5e

[Jacqui Deevoy @JacquiDeevoy1]

I watched the Channel 4 documentary on Russell Brand. All highly suspect.

I know if I pitched an idea for an inflammatory documentary to a TV company and said all the main contributors were going to be anonymous with their faces in shadow or played by actors, I’d have the idea flung back in my face.

The stories told may or may not be true but trial by TV is never fair.

Whether he’s guilty or not, this film is clearly a hit piece. A neatly orchestrated attack. Brand is getting too popular, is way too ‘over target’ and has to be removed.

And this is how they do it.

[Nick Christofi @nicktofi]

@andysid16 Rules you out the job re Andy!

[Nick Christofi @nicktofi]

@onestav @timpav7 @Lsemps Desperation!!! You’re Man United, there’s a certain ethical level when you play for one of the biggest clubs in the world. Only my opinion. He’ll get abused every game he plays anyway

[Nick Christofi @nicktofi]

@Lsemps @timpav7 @onestav Completely different as there wasn’t a blatant voice recording of her saying no! For me the other ones are a bit different, including Mendy.

[Nick Christofi @nicktofi]

@Lsemps @timpav7 @onestav Let’s not try and twist it to justify bringing him back because he’s a talented footballer. The kid is a double wrongen - the whole world knows it and so do Man United.

[Nick Christofi @nicktofi]

@timpav7 @onestav 100% bang on. He’s a wrongen and should deal with the consequences. Poor by man United. Screams desperation in my eyes.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

This VAR decision in Ligue 1 has been broadcast with total transparency and clarity over the decision making process for those watching.

It’s a real breath of fresh air compared to the radio silence you get in the English game.

[Nick Christofi @nicktofi]

@piersmorgan I’m baffed. Is this a bloke playing in the women’s game? What an absolute shit show the western world has become.

[Nick Christofi @nicktofi]

@FootballTalkHQ Ronaldo (Brazil) + Henry + ibra

[Nick Christofi @nicktofi]

@ianmiles 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

These are the people who say I am evil.