Nick

please clap

[Nick @nickvaliton]

if I’m lost in the woods, I’d rather stay lost than have an email find me well

[Tim Logan @bytimlogan]

Spending some time this Election Day at one of the most diverse, egalitarian and deeply American places I know: Somerville Market Basket.

[Market Basket @MarketBasket]

Congrats on joining the Red Jacket Family, Brady! If you're looking for a second family to join, MB is ready to welcome you – you've already got the right uniform 😉

[Nick @nickvaliton]

this fact remains a core tenet of my personality

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Don Featherstone invented the plastic pink flamingo in 1957 while working for a lawn ornaments company in Leominster, Massachusetts.

🦩

[Nick @nickvaliton]

work from home costume party

[Nick @nickvaliton]

you’re not going in circles, you’re in a downward spiral

[Masculine Revival @Legacy_Compass]

21 Visuals That Will Twist Your Reality

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[Nick @nickvaliton]

wishing everyone a happy Valitons day, see you next year for the same tweet

[Nick @nickvaliton]

i hate it here

[Nick @nickvaliton]

NORAD: Santa is stuck and is blocking the Suez Canal

[Nick @nickvaliton]

thinking about how thousands of years from now, historians will be studying these vases and this artist

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

I made these vases.

[Nick @nickvaliton]

wishing everyone a happy Valitons day, see you next year for the same tweet

[Nick @nickvaliton]

in all of this football hullabaloo, don’t forget to take #DogecoinToTheMoon

[Nick @nickvaliton]

today is an historic day. together, we shared a moment as a nation.

I learned how to kick flip my tech deck

[Nick @nickvaliton]

@BushsBeans your silence on the events of last week is deafening

[G-Money @PoliticsAndPuns]

Mitch McConnell can finally return to the sea with the other turtles, well-fed after spending 36 years feeding off of the U.S. Government. Be free, Mitch.

[G-Money @PoliticsAndPuns]

It’s always “Where is the lamb SAUCE!?” but never “How is the lamb sauce?”

[G-Money @PoliticsAndPuns]

Why are convertibles so expensive? You’re not paying for a full roof dude.

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2020 is 69% complete.

[Nick @nickvaliton]

some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love. but you? you can call me Al

[Nick @nickvaliton]

weird I don’t get an “I voted” sticker with my mail in ballot??