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All these ladies be reading a game of thorns and weiners

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Huzzah is the word of the summer

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What do 5 Tow Trucks Make?
A foot truck. 🦶

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@HardSquidward You have become what you once sought to destroy

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What’s the Sandman’s favorite movie? Dune.

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Odds are, statistics are cool.

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Someone please write a Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell enemies to lovers fanfic. If you don’t, I will.

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Trader Joe be cheatin’ on wife call him a Traitor, Ho.

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If “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood,” was written in 2020, the writer would be Quentin Quaratino.

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Gonna name my son Alfred and give him the nickname "Et al.," so he gets way more credit than he deserves.

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Me N’ the boys hitting up the bars after the COVID restrictions go away and the vaccine microchips kick in.

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Sky High references the housing bubble; therefore, Disney knew about the market crash of 2008 in 2005. Thus, they are complicit in allowing the Great Recession to occur.

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Fin 🐟

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What do shark 🦈 daddies name their sons? 👶🏼

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What’s a wave’s favorite conversation topic? 🌊🌊 Current Events 🌊🌊

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If you’re vegan, can you eat booty?

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Sheeeeeeeeesh.

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@caitparker10 Don’t make me justify my opinions.

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Abolish Mayonnaise.

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Thinkin’ bout ribs.