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Ranger/anaesthetist

[kiprono @Nickwhoo]

@GNM_254 Wenye tumeandika MO na kupeana locum kwa consultants kwa facility zetu Wacha tunyamaze....vita za pesa nane tu

[Heisenberg ⚕️ @augsby]

I prescribed cipro + buscopan.

The “pharmacist” changed it to metronidazole + Arthrotec.

Patient developed vaginal bleeding.

The “pharmacist” told her to stop the cipro because “that’s what caused it.”

We learn everyday innit.

[Dr M Shujat Rasool @DrMShujat]

Med student came to me with this CBC and asked: "Sir, is this bacterial or viral?"

Here’s how I broke it down. Forget memorizing. Use a 4-step approach.

STEP 1: LOOK AT WBC FIRST

[kiprono @Nickwhoo]

@andrethegr8t @jessealordiah People put certain chemicals that turn colour when they come in contact with urine ....to catch those that pee while inside the pool

[kiprono @Nickwhoo]

@BrianOpangao Hapa nlienda interview waniuuliza who is Jesus to you...nkaiisha

[Kering’ @Nikita_Kering]

Many years ago, @AvrilKenya sang to sick children in hospital. I’m sure she doesn’t know it but I was one of them. I was starstruck and I have never forgotten it. Kind acts are never forgotten ❤️Be kind.

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

I would go play the lottery after this 😂😂

[Idris Idahosa 🇰🇪 & 🇲🇹 @ASuruni]

Obstetric consultants are a different species. 😂😭

They can walk into Labour Ward at 3 AM looking half-dead, glance at the CTG for 7 seconds and say:

“Something is not right.”

Meanwhile, the rest of us have opened the CTG, checked the maternal vitals, calculated the Bishop score, consulted Google and started questioning our entire medical career. 💀😂

Then they casually say:

“Let’s deliver.”

DELIVER WHO?! THE BABY OR MY SOUL? 😭😂💀

Obstetrics is basically controlled panic delivered with confidence. 😂🩺

[Fishing Man @XFishingMan]

Why bro never fishes alone

[Nelson Mogaka @NelsonMogaka_]

Nurses who numerously wake up doctors on call to review minor complications should find a special place in hell.

[kiprono @Nickwhoo]

@gacikiraMD Mwingine hapa aliambiwa ati hio tkao ni ya kuskiza bowel sounds 🤔🤔😀😀

[kiprono @Nickwhoo]

@Genesismwanzo1 It's a new scope ...we've been fighting for this for the longest time possible.

[kiprono @Nickwhoo]

@Ja_Konyango Wakupost hapa kdf memorial tuone izo ego zako

[Nelson Mogaka @NelsonMogaka_]

I can't understand someone going to school for four years to study food and nutrition. Something we medical doctors grasped in a few weeks.

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

This is the Kid that threatens doctors and COs here,some of these fucks are overrated. You may think he’s on his menses a little bait he’s almost crying.
Na sijaingia hata my psychology rage bait trap.
Again most of these doctors are overrated they know nothing beyond medicine sasa Handshake AI email ni scam,he cannot understand how at 26 his age I was doing tenders and WiFi economy he thinks all of us can be slaves of the payslip😂😂😂

[kiprono @Nickwhoo]

@wangarimathigh Ati BGA and level 4 in the same sentence??

Mnafanya kazi Dunia Gani kwani

[kiprono @Nickwhoo]

@Jepkosgei_l @_mpekethu_ Maternity and NBU

[kiprono @Nickwhoo]

@matungajr @_mpekethu_ Most importantly DOCUMENT EVERYTHING.

[kiprono @Nickwhoo]

@MiskellahMD Mnakula taxes pekee yenyu

[kiprono @Nickwhoo]

@salimishmael_ Also in public hosp,nurses from general wards are different from NBU nurses