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i live inside my own heart, matt damon

[Alexis Ohanian 🗽 @alexisohanian]

I was very excited to lead this at pre-seed because I want my kids to have a healthy relationship with tech while ALSO spending as much time in the world as possible - and this is the first phone that actually had the goal of keeping kids engaged in the WORLD

[literally nobody @nickwylder]

@samterris Will absolutely be ordering as soon as my 8 month old can start running around

[Sam Terris @samterris]

Freckle is the first kids phone built for real-world adventure.

Shipping in December. Pre-order today: https://t.co/zsJgDBUpda

[literally nobody @nickwylder]

@wuweiweiwu This is one of the most important things to get right. Excited to see you guys build

[literally nobody @nickwylder]

@gbaroth @willnitze A very very very rare miss from Greg! We have these on the upper east side and I have spent absurd amounts of money, including in the dead of winter, and have zero regrets. If you’re ever here I will take you

[literally nobody @nickwylder]

@fromthearena1 @anishmoonka Using the Catholic Church as a hallmark for a successful limited visibility and oversight enterprise is an interesting move

[literally nobody @nickwylder]

turn ur comments on u coward

[literally nobody @nickwylder]

@gbaroth That is a fuckin burrito

[literally nobody @nickwylder]

@RonDeSantis A lot of people read this and go goodness gracious that guy is a huge fucking loser

[Matt Fuller @MEPFuller]

Gotta respect the McDonald’s marketing team. Someone told them they needed a summer campaign and they were just like ‘Fuck it, let’s just say it’s Grimace’s birthday.’

[Matt Fuller @MEPFuller]

In the 90s, you had to pay Michael Jordan to sell McDonald’s. Now they just gaslight us into celebrating a purple alien’s birthday.

We used to be a proper country.

[literally nobody @nickwylder]

@alllldayyyy @Summaof83 @MikeMcc97515981 @EmmanuelAcho Take the L

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@cz_king1 @emmlynn3 @haibon_jared That’s not how holding works

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@seymour_indiana Do u think cookie dough is always better or cookies are always better

[literally nobody @nickwylder]

@seymour_indiana The average cookie dough is better than the average cookie but the best cookie is better than the best cookie dough

[literally nobody @nickwylder]

@bb_apes Jesus

[Paul Jackson @madebymagnolia]

So this is how I learned my work calendar wasn’t private.

[literally nobody @nickwylder]

@britieee Appreciate that you thought this deserved a tweet

[literally nobody @nickwylder]

@seymour_indiana lmao @ seafood