Blackhew McConaughey

A teacher once described me as a disillusioned youth with the soul of an old prostitute.

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“Iran is Arkansas, the US is Florida State (a College Football Analogy)” by Nicholas Bush https://t.co/LjNVjWq8Zq

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PhD Wednesday https://t.co/gsMC6G5IIY

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I just published A Book Review of Larry Charles’ Comedy Samurai https://t.co/fpfjwh9vik

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A Book Review of Larry Charles' Comedy Samurai https://t.co/ymRxOTDZaG

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An English Major's Guide to Attending Baseball Games https://t.co/ChFSMXh4i8

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Room 642 (A Lit Review Mystery) https://t.co/V5y6QeIsBj

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A Book Review of Cinema Speculation https://t.co/v77sRNVXHK

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#haikuthursday https://t.co/cN7cgQZ5To

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@thejoeholkashow GOAT

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@titans running Andy Reid plays

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Me: *Time travels to Feudal Japan, teaches football to the samurai, explains to them I’m a @titans fan*

Them:

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@YoungJung10 Me:

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Me on @Titans Reddit one game into the season

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@adravonne

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

Goldie Williams, Arrested For Vagrancy & Refused to Unfold Her Arms and Stop Making This Face For Her 1898 Mugshot. (Omaha, Nebraska)

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Rule of 3: Ozzy
Osbourne, Hulkamania,
Theo Huxtable

#haiku #thursday #haikuthirsday

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Just go all the way,
and say, that Jeffrey Epstein
never existed

#haikuthursday

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#ModernSeinfeldMonday

Elaine’s Uber driver bf chargers her when picking her up for dinner

Jerry is voted NY’s mayoral candidates’ fav comic

George’s gf is better than him at pickleball

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Wut. 🏀

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@zactownsend_

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With the 64th pick in the NFL draft the Philadelphia Eagles select…two chicks at the same time