Nikita Khrushchev

I am Никита Сергеевич Хрущев, premier of Ukraine, then First Secretary of the Communist Party. Political reform for the USSR! Also, a shoe.

[Nikita Khrushchev @NickyKhrushchev]

@ConcernedSirGuy I fill their easter eggs with propaganda.

[Nikita Khrushchev @NickyKhrushchev]

To Americans: I meant it when I said we would bury you.
To Marxist Feminists: Keep burying them. Then bury yourselves. You disgust me.

[Nikita Khrushchev @NickyKhrushchev]

@iLikeCatShirts Well, you do reserve the right to arm bears.

[Nikita Khrushchev @NickyKhrushchev]

@ConcernedSirGuy Welcome to the U.S.S.R.! We spy on Americans a lot, FYI.

[Nikita Khrushchev @NickyKhrushchev]

@TovarichBelfast @conchobardob @gerrylynch Except one of us doesn’t have a mark on his head resembling a poorly wiped anus.

[Josef Stalin @MrStalinMan]

@NickyKhrushchev they are neither savage nor intelligent enough to forge an effective amoral despotism.

[Nikita Khrushchev @NickyKhrushchev]

.@MrStalinMan I believe you have an atrocious crowd trying to revive your style: Third-Wave Feminists.

[Nikita Khrushchev @NickyKhrushchev]

.@Sargon_of_Akkad Compare 3rd-wave Feminism to Stalinism. I believe these “Social Marxists” are really Social Stalinists.

[Nikita Khrushchev @NickyKhrushchev]

@TovarichBelfast @conchobardob @gerrylynch This is news to me. I thought Gorbachev ran your account.

[Nikita Khrushchev @NickyKhrushchev]

@1965Tweets I am a busy man. Have you not seen what Putin has been doing?

[Nikita Khrushchev @NickyKhrushchev]

@PsychographEd When I look back, I see Stalin’s follower’s whining.

[Nikita Khrushchev @NickyKhrushchev]

@1964Tweets Is that so?

[Nikita Khrushchev @NickyKhrushchev]

Dr. Seuss, green eggs and ham gave my comrades food poisoning. Imperialist saboteur!

[Nikita Khrushchev @NickyKhrushchev]

@DonDraperSCP @MadMenPolitics I wish I could be there to help with the crisis with ISIS, but unfortunately I cannot.

[Nikita Khrushchev @NickyKhrushchev]

@MrStalinMan How is your poster boy @PutinRF doing?

@PutinRF_Eng

[Concerned Sir Guy @ConcernedSirGuy]

I'm changing my name to Life so I can begin throwing lemons at people.

[Nikita Khrushchev @NickyKhrushchev]

I am back, and I am ready to kick some Russian ass.

[Nikita Khrushchev @NickyKhrushchev]

@MrStalinMan @PutinRF Don't get ahead of yourself now, Stalin.