Did I mention I'm not really here any more and I can now be found over at https://t.co/pXcnzM2BZy or at https://t.co/SzPYhPFTht ? I did already? Okay, well, see you there!
@kels_316 The thing that makes normal car door latches complicated is there's all the mechanical gubbins in there as well as all the electrical stuff.
Those mechanisms are also what lets you get into a busted vehicle or out of a burning vehicle, so who's to say if they were worth keeping?
A doctor and a lawyer are chatting at a party. But every few minutes, someone comes up and pesters the doctor about some ailment and asks for advice. After a couple of hours, the doctor, exasperated, asks the lawyer how it is that no one bothers asking HIM for advice?
@bcmerchant Montage of family photos with cheery captions like "seven more hours and you'll be able to cover the rent" and "it's been a long day, but it's paying for her chemo"
@kels_316 They've already done the massive slide in quality required to maximize profits so they don't really have much runway left. Pity, when they first opened they were pretty good.