Nico Jaye aka Toby's Human

m/m romance author & overall feline enthusiast • I collect passport stamps, cat GIFs, Oxford commas, and sparkly HEAs. • Proud purveyor of smuff. • she/her

[Nico Jaye aka Toby's Human @nicojaye]

Hey buds! "Dream Lover" is super dreamy & smuffy & out TODAY. (◕ᴗ◕✿) Contemporary short w/established couple & wine country. Happy reading! <3 #mmromance

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[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Therapist: "There is a tiger in you"

The tiger in me:

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'l be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

[Nico Jaye aka Toby's Human @nicojaye]

@this_nepenthe @_ignorant_slut I have definitely read this fic where Shane knows ppl and just calls them or texts them to confirm things in conversation. Like texting Steven Spielberg about Jaws when the Centaurs are debating how big the shark was. It exists!! But I don't remember what it's called lol 😆😭

[Gaga Crave 🌷 @AMENARTPOP]

when lady gaga walks into the werk room on rupaul’s drag race pretending to be a lady gaga impersonator

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

hi if you're seeing this tweet, I run a rescue/sanctuary for stinky sick and old cats. pls donate so I can keep peeling these janks off the street and making them happy again

Paypal: https://t.co/Xwbywbzq2V
Donorbox: https://t.co/oZNfouBNN0
Venmo: friendsofbear (under CHARITIES)

[Nico Jaye aka Toby's Human @nicojaye]

@connorsseurs His hair is SO soft in this episode, like he didn't need to hide behind the glossy image.

[Nico Jaye aka Toby's Human @nicojaye]

@Pointerbrother It is 1am and this made me laugh sooooo loud 😂

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i love shimps

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

tha weighted blanket enjoyer

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[Nico Jaye aka Toby's Human @nicojaye]

@martinmbauer Saw this the other day and "load bearing planet" has been running through my head.

[Nico Jaye aka Toby's Human @nicojaye]

@KeptinOnZeBridg He is soooooo obviously chalant to everyone except Shane 🥰

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This cat knows exactly how beautiful its fur pattern is… so it always curls up into a perfect circle when it sleeps. 👌👌

[goose🪿🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🫶 @gooseydotgov]

*waits patiently for you on your timeline*

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

*sits tenderly on your timeline*

[♡ @astralbaes]

“you look tired”

yeah well the enemies didn’t become lovers until 3am

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Un tipo armo una app para dejar de estar todo el dia en internet

Cada cierto tiempo te aparece un gato gordo y te tapa toda la pantalla para que no puedas ver nada kjj

[Javier @jromerf]

No se a dónde me lleva la vida, pero voy con pelitos de gato en la ropa.

[Nico Jaye aka Toby's Human @nicojaye]

@ick_real Myrtle