Nicola John KPSS 💚🤍💜

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[Stella @AwfulLotOfEagle]

I'm sorry, I'm sure this is a wonderful dog and the perfect home is out there for him, but I can't lie, these sentences immediately made me think of Pissfingers

[Nicola John KPSS 💚🤍💜 @nicolajohn8]

@DreyfusJames The best people revel in the ridiculous. 👌👏👏👏

[Nicola John KPSS 💚🤍💜 @nicolajohn8]

@HazelAppleyard @marycatedelvey Ooh, they might have coined a new term:
Delvery -
Like devilry, up to no good, but only when MaryCate does it. 👌

[Nicola John KPSS 💚🤍💜 @nicolajohn8]

@marycatedelvey @femalemagic Who have you been disguesting, and is it similar to withdrawing an invitation?

[Nicola John KPSS 💚🤍💜 @nicolajohn8]

@ChrisTerfIsland Brings me to tears, that. 😖

[Nicola John KPSS 💚🤍💜 @nicolajohn8]

@ScrimpNSplurge Aww, I hope he’s feeling better.

My niece puked all down my front INSIDE MY TOP. My brother and his wife were doubled over laughing. 😒🤦‍♀️😂

[Jennifer 🟥🔴🧙‍♀️🦉🐈‍⬛ 🦖 @babybeginner]

Have I ever told you this story?

About 30 years ago we were at a friend’s house for Thanksgiving. A bunch of us were over. It was a sad time for her because her two Akita dogs had recently passed of old age. She was a full on dog person. Never liked cats. 1/

[Nicola John KPSS 💚🤍💜 @nicolajohn8]

@Esterlin000 That’s a grand old age for a kitty. He had a long life with a loving person. He was one of the lucky ones. 💕

[Nicola John KPSS 💚🤍💜 @nicolajohn8]

@DennisRoxPod @OliLondonTV No, that’s not all he wanted. He wanted others to ignore the evidence of their own eyes and ears, and pretend that he’s a woman.

He probably wants access to spaces where women and girls are in a state of undress, too.

[Nicola John KPSS 💚🤍💜 @nicolajohn8]

@Esterlin000 Oh, I’m sorry you lost little Ali. He was sooo beautiful. 💕

[Nicola John KPSS 💚🤍💜 @nicolajohn8]

@ScubaDocJMP @marycatedelvey And potentially pepper sprayed beforehand. 😏

[Nicola John KPSS 💚🤍💜 @nicolajohn8]

@JC70769 I remember gawping at the extravagant wedding of Anant Ambani and Radhika Merchant, and thinking of all the vendors and staff who got paid. Thousands of them, probably.

I think it’s a big problem when wealth is hoarded. The obscenely rich need to spend it or donate to charity.

[Nicola John KPSS 💚🤍💜 @nicolajohn8]

@thugwontmiss The kids in my street occasionally chalk the pavements. It washes off in the rain. I’m happy to see them playing outside. Some people … 🤦‍♀️ (I’m looking at you, Jerry.)

[Nicola John KPSS 💚🤍💜 @nicolajohn8]

@MorEdge_Insight Dammit, I wish blind people could see this. I’m sure they’d have a proper belly laugh at it. 😂

[Nicola John KPSS 💚🤍💜 @nicolajohn8]

@babybeginner I’m not going to lie, I was entertained watching this. It’s nice to see an adult brat get his just deserts.

Most people are taught in childhood that throwing a tantrum is unacceptable behaviour. I suspect you’re right, Jennifer, that his parents did indeed do the opposite.

[Diana Alastair💚🤍💜 ⚢ ❌❌✡️ @sappholives83]

Oh, boy, did you get the wrong woman. I’m a homicide investigator with experience working sex crimes, and I am _happy_ to explain why it’s still a fetish - to you, and to anyone else who wants to read along.

See, fetishes/paraphilias often start in prepubescence, long before any sort of sexual awakening. Some start even earlier than five. Jerome Brudos, for example, began his obsession with women’s shoes at the age of 4. He later went on to murder and mutilate multiple women, cutting off their feet so as to model his shoe collection for photographs.

He was an AGP too, by the way - or a transvestitic fetishist, if you prefer the traditional term. Lots of serial killers are; I can name half a dozen off the top of my head: BTK, Ed Gein (who was making himself a woman suit out of real women and is one of the models for Buffalo Bill) Russell Williams, Jacques Coatzee, Beate Schmidt, and Harvey Marcelin, for starters. There are plenty more. But I’m getting sidetracked.

Brudos is hardly the only example of a fetishist who experienced early stirrings, as it were. Enter any online fetish community, and you will find users who had a strong prepubescent affinity for what has now become a full-fledged paraphilia.

Claiming to have “known” since you were 5 in no way precludes your obsession with possessing a female body from being fetishistic. Given your attitude that your self-induced gynecomastia is your most important “womanly” trait, I’d say it’s a certainty that you’re a fetishist. Tell me, do you get euphoria boners like so many other “transwomen” do when they crossdress?

[Nicola John KPSS 💚🤍💜 @nicolajohn8]

@ZoeNope Fantastic editing. 👌😂