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[Expreso 1921 @1921Expreso]

A Valverde me lo querían comparar con este monstruo.

El tiempo pone todo en su lugar.

[Kama @Kama_Kamilia]

If you turn up to a once in 4 years tournament and rest majority of your team, because you don’t feel like you can beat France and top the group. Then pack your shit and just go home. Silly Billy behavior

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Imagine if they all played together in the same club. That club would win every trophy.

[Ezzequi0 @Ezzequi0]

Es muy simple esto. Cualquier portugués aceptaría este cambio y ningún argentino lo haría, ahí se ve la diferencia entre los dos una vez más

[Inside Reality Football @RealityLfc]

Sir Alex Ferguson

🗣️“The Messi I saw 15 years ago was on the verge of being the best, the Messi I see today is now the greatest player ever on earth.”

[lucas @JURIOBOLUDO]

ah listo

[Lucas @lucas_hby]

Messi se situe à 5,9 écarts-types (σ) au-dessus de la moyenne des attaquants des 5 grands championnats européens, en buts + passes décisives / 90 minutes.
Explications

En statistiques, la courbe normale dit que :
99,7% des individus sont dans les ±3σ

À 5,9σ, la probabilité d’exister est inférieure à 1 sur 500 millions

Imagine que tu prends tous les attaquants des 5 grands championnats européens, on a des des centaines de joueurs.
Tu les ranges du moins bon au meilleur en buts + passes par match.

La grande majorité des joueurs se retrouvent au milieu, c’est la bosse de la courbe sur le graphique

Les très bons (Haaland, Lewandowski) sont déjà loin à droite de cette bosse.

Messi n’apparaît même plus sur le graphique. Il est tellement loin que la courbe ne le représente plus.

Si tu mesures la taille de tous les hommes français, la moyenne est environs 1m75. Quelqu’un à 5,9σ au-dessus ferait plus de 2m30.
Ça n’existe pas. C’est ça Messi dans le football. C’est une anomalie

Ça veut dire que statistiquement, un joueur comme lui apparaît une fois toutes les centaines de millions de carrières de footballeurs.

Ô ne reverras probablement jamais ça de notre vivant, et c’est les maths qui le disent, pas juste une opinion.
Messi est une anomalie mathématique

[LACOBRAAA @lautarodeIcampo]

Sos el mayor ejemplo que puede tener un niño hasta un adulto, de cómo pelear y luchar por tus sueños hasta el final, siendo el mejor en lo qué haces y siempre con los pies en la tierra.

Lionel, el día que te elegí como ídolo ya sabía que nunca me defraudarías.

Feliz cumpleaños.

[Leo Tornarolli @ltornarolli]

Cuando Rooney dijo esto, Messi tenía 24 años.

[Ped @PedTalksSports]

The only time Zlatan is humble is when he speaks about Messi

[isma @ismanewells]

He rechazado sexo para ver un partido de Messi. El sexo siempre está sobre la mesa, pero solo quedan unos cuantos partidos de Messi, es sentido común

[Paula @gintonicoffee]

Qué gran idea, marcar bien a Messi. Seguro que a ningún técnico se le ocurrió en más de 20 años.

[luke @louorns]

The fact this what said 14 years ago when Messi was 25 is nuts

[Alex @BlasterAlex]

Yo a Argentina no la concebía como candidata a ganar el Mundial este año pero si el jodido Leo va a estar a este nivel surrealista durante todos los partidos cuidado, eh. Que sigo pensando que no van a ganar dos consecutivos, pero dile tú que no al pedazo de enfermo este.

[Modo Scaloneta 🇦🇷🏆 @ModoScaloneta]

JAJAJAJ El Kun Agüero diciendo en vivo “En los Mundiales cuando juega Argentina tiene que haber paro, si hay tantos paros boludos no podemos poner este”

Vignolo no sabía cómo callarlo

[Terreno Viral @terrenoviral]

La Cobra publica un TikTok comparando su cambio físico y el de Ibai desde la primera vez que grabaron hace 4 años.

“Se invirtieron los roles.”

[Jocho 🌹 @Jochardium]

Primer día como CM en un restaurante

[Joaconel. @Joaconel]

Para ser un país donde la homosexualidad es ilegal esto es bastante de trolazo por parte de Argelia

[M☠️ @thehouseoffootb]

🚨🎙️ Pep Guardiola was asked:

“Who is the GOAT between Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo?”

🗣️ Pep Guardiola smiled:

“Honestly, I don't like this debate anymore because people always want a five-second answer for a question that deserves five hours.”

🗣️ “The moment you say Messi, Ronaldo fans get angry. The moment you say Ronaldo, Messi fans get angry.”

🗣️ “Football is not social media. Football is not about choosing a side in ten seconds.”

🗣️ “To understand greatness, you have to understand football first.”

🗣️ “Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest competitors I have ever seen in any sport.”

🗣️ “His mentality is unbelievable. His discipline is unbelievable. The way he transformed himself from a winger into the greatest goalscorer football has ever seen is something that should be studied.”

🗣️ “You don't score that many goals by accident.”

🗣️ “You don't dominate England, Spain, Italy and international football by accident.”

🗣️ “Cristiano earned every single achievement he has.”

🗣️ “But then there is Messi.”

🗣️ “And this is where the conversation changes.”

🗣️ “When I coached Messi, I realized very quickly that I wasn't looking at a normal football player.”

🗣️ “I was looking at football itself.”

🗣️ “There are players who score goals.”

🗣️ “There are players who create goals.”

🗣️ “There are players who control matches.”

🗣️ “Messi does all three at the same time.”

🗣️ “People see the goals.”

🗣️ “I see the passes nobody else sees.”

🗣️ “I see the spaces nobody else understands.”

🗣️ “I see the decisions that change games before anyone realizes what happened.”

🗣️ “That's why I always laugh when people compare football only through statistics.”

🗣️ “Football is much deeper than statistics.”

🗣️ “If football was only about goals, then maybe the debate would be different.”

🗣️ “But football is also creativity.”

🗣️ “Football is intelligence.”

🗣️ “Football is influence.”

🗣️ “Football is making everyone around you better.”

🗣️ “And for me, nobody has ever done that better than Messi.”

🗣️ “Can Ronaldo be called one of the greatest ever?”

🗣️ “Of course.”

🗣️ “Without any doubt.”

🗣️ “But if you ask me personally, if you ask me honestly, if you ask me as somebody who watched Messi every day…”

🗣️ “Then my answer is Lionel Messi.”

🗣️ “Not because Ronaldo isn't incredible.”

🗣️ “He is.”

🗣️ “Not because Ronaldo didn't change football.”

🗣️ “He did.”

🗣️ “But because Messi changed the way football is understood.”

🗣️ “That is a different level.”

🗣️ “And maybe some Ronaldo fans will criticize me for saying this.”

🗣️ “That's okay.”

🗣️ “I respect Cristiano enormously.”

🗣️ “But I cannot ignore what my eyes have seen.”

🗣️ “For many years I watched Messi do things that should not be possible on a football pitch.”

🗣️ “Things that coaches cannot teach.”

🗣️ “Things that defenders cannot stop.”

🗣️ “Things that only belong to geniuses.”

🗣️ “Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the greatest players in football history.”

🗣️ “Lionel Messi is the greatest footballer I have ever seen.”

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🗣️ “Sometimes the hardest answer to give is also the simplest one.”