Roxy

4ft 11ins mad married mother of 3 beautiful girls and a handful of cats!!

[Roxy @nicole2216]

Llandrindod Wells, we are in you

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Ahead of England v Norway in the World Cup, enjoy this classic from my old pal @patrick_kidd

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Robert Jenrick has a meltdown on #C4News

He refuses to accept that there are parliamentary rules that Nigel Farage may have broken

And insists the only people who can judge Nigel Farage are the people of Clacton

😅 - Whatever you do, please don't share this humiliating clip

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I've found a chip shop in West London that serves its fish on photocopier paper.

It's a little plaice on the A4...

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

😱😱😱 And just like that, it’s completely VANISHED from the media.

A sitting congressman, Ted Lieu, said on the record the Epstein files are being blocked because they show Trump raped and threatened to kill children.

Lets make this viral again 👇

[Becky 🌏⛵️💚 @beckytandz]

@LaindonFEMINIST @bphillipsonMP This legislation set out today isn't being reported about either.....

The media in this country needs a massive overhaul @lisanandy

[J Higgins @Higgo1977]

@CatherineWest1 He's 'failed to inspire hope'??!!

Look at the MSM who have barely reported any of the good being done since Labour were elected and see why. He's doing what needs to be done and delivering manifesto pledge after manifesto pledge - what are you doing (besides aiding Reform]?!!

[Roxy @nicole2216]

@WardProWords @FestAKINBUSOYE

[Roxy @nicole2216]

@TheGriftReport I'm a Londoner I cannot always understand call centre operators who have very strong regional accents, especially Northern and Scottish accents.
🤷

[Beosweyne @iggypopbarker]

Surrey Police are looking for these two men in connection with the public disorder in Epsom on Weds 15th April.

[Nick Reeves #RejoinEU #NAFO #FBPE @nickreeves9876]

With the local elections fast approaching this deserves revisiting:

Farage squirms as Rep. Jamie Raskin obliterates the "Putin-loving, free speech imposter, Trump sycophant".

Please share as widely as possible. The news media have a convenient habit of forgetting about Farage's service to Russia.

[Roxy @nicole2216]

@barker_of_SSC @justin_ng That's the first thing I noticed. 😽

[Moody Cat @Mancunicat]

#AmericaVsIran

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A horse and a chicken were walking down a country road when they saw some corn in a ditch just across the road.

The horse walked over to eat the corn but before he got to the corn he got stuck in the mud and couldn’t get out so he said to the chicken, “Hey, go over to that farmhouse and get some help to get me out of this mud.”

When the chicken got to the farmhouse he couldn’t find anyone to help him get the horse out of the mud.

However, he noticed a Mercedes parked in the driveway and the keys were in the ignition.

The chicken drove the Mercedes back down the road, tied a rope to the Mercedes and threw the other end to the horse.

The horse was out of the mud in a jiffy.

The two proceeded down the road and saw more corn on the side of the road.

This time the chicken crossed over a ditch to get the corn.

As luck would have it the chicken got stuck in the mud this time.

"Hey, go get that Mercedes and pull me out of this mud,” said the chicken.

“I think I can straddle this ditch because it’s not too wide and when I do just grab my dick and I'll pull you of the mud,” replied the horse – and lo and behold his idea worked and the chicken was pulled out of the mud.

The moral of the story:
When you’re hung like a horse you don’t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

@LozzaFox You.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch

[Atlanta Rey 📚 @areyoflight]

BREAKING NEWS!
Larry the Cat has been freed! 🎉
@Number10cat is back!

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

15 years ago today I arrived on Downing Street in a cage.
I've seen off Cameron, May, Johnson, Truss and Sunak and I'm still going strong.
Only two Prime Ministers have ever done longer stints here: William Pitt the Younger and Sir Robert Walpole.
Bill and Bob - I'm coming for you...
(Photos AP)

[Roxy @nicole2216]

@ick_real You're in a Care Home