Nicole Evelyn

[scarlett @iitwasmaroon]

travis kelce is actually living proof that anything can happen if you're delusional enough

[Meredith @meralee727]

Joe Jonas broke up with Taylor Swift in an infamous 27 second phone call. Sophie Turner found out Joe Jonas was divorcing her by reading it about online.

Maybe the problem is Joe Jonas.

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

Deshaun Watson throwing in the rain

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Put me on I’ll suck down those wings and then feel like shit for three days and get hemorrhoids but I really need this to keep up the momentum rn plz I’ll do anything

[Go to Bluesky to save your brain -- L O L G O P @LOLGOP]

There's a decent chance Republicans start a civil war if Trump is imprisoned. But there's also a decent chance they'll start a civil war if Fritos does a brand deal with RuPaul.

[Meg St-Esprit @MegStEsprit]

One of my kids begs for sushi, orders crab at every place it’s on the menu, and just asked me if we can make açaí bowls.

One of my kids can tell what brand a chicken nugget is by a sniff.

I’ve parented them both the same. Cut yourself some slack, parents of The Picky Ones.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

No idea why AirBnB’s business is suffering. Anyway last time I stayed at one I forgot to separate garbage and recycling and the owner shot me with a bow and arrow

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

It’s so incredibly none of our business

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease https://t.co/04QMBUFmBA

[Nicole Evelyn @nicole94e]

@EMSandMessyBuns PICU nurse here- SO MANY! What is with this uptick?!

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

“Kyle Shanahan is literaly orbiting that referee”- @NjTank99

[muse🦋 @AmereAleana]

everybody didn’t know it wasn’t supposed to snow cuz we don’t watch the news 🤣🤣🤣how are we the new adults

[Ricky Young @RickyYoungMusic]

You never know who may pop up for a couple songs at Tiki 52! @Jason_Aldean literally under full Neon Moon 🌝 🏝️💯

[Nicole Evelyn @nicole94e]

@GreatFrambino @Bengals @Bengals sooo… can he go today?

[The New Evangelicals @newvangelicals]

got my shirt @edgykristina

[Nicole Evelyn @nicole94e]

@GreatFrambino @Bengals SEND THIS GUY TO THE RAVENS GAME

[Ryan Frambes @GreatFrambino]

@Bengals I’m ready for this Sunday! WHOOOOOOOO DEYYYYYYY

[Thornton Melon @Thornton_Melon]

My wife: this guy has said nothing but wisdom tonight who is that?
Me: his name is Booger.

[David Hall @david_j_hall]

Now imagine having a job where you have to do CPR and try to resuscitate dying people all day and then they don’t make it and then you have to keep going into the next one anyway and everyone tells you diseases aren’t real and vaccines are a conspiracy. Yup. We go back to work.

[Ken Tegtmeyer, MD, FCCM, FAAP 🇺🇸 🟧 @pccm_doc]

For those who don’t take care of post arrest patients, a lot of updates will come, they’ll mostly describe things that are considered routine post-arrest care. Don’t try to read too much into them. 9 minutes of high quality CPR administered rapidly after an arrest is key.