Nicole

that’s america’s ass

[Nicole @nicolefromvail]

i thought I had seen everything but today I walked into my morning class and this kid was literally making waffles

[Nicole @nicolefromvail]

@SenFettermanPA Bootlicker

[Jared Holt @jaredlholt]

Trying to imagine what conservatives would have said if an Obama administration official said that legally carrying a gun near cops was a free pass for them to execute you in the street

[onion person @CantEverDie]

this is pathetic to a degree i didn't realize was possible

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

shit has been named poop of the year by ass

[Nicole @nicolefromvail]

No one is moving to texas from nyc

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

Nearly all of these shooters feel like essentially the same person… young men radicalized in the bowels of Internet subcultures who have easy access to guns.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Americans watching Brazil put their corrupt former president in prison

[Nicole @nicolefromvail]

hey yeah so just want to reiterate that when something major happens you don't need to come on here and tweet the most insane thing that's ever been said

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

"stick to menswear"

[Nicole @nicolefromvail]

hey @realDonaldTrump I fuckin hate your ass so bad!!!!!!!

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: The Corporation for Public Broadcasting announced that it will begin a "wind-down of its operations" and cut a majority of its jobs by the end of September. https://t.co/aitzJDEneq

[Nicole @nicolefromvail]

Melania is trying desperately to get two of his brain cells to rub together

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

Trump on Putin: “I go home and I tell the First Lady, ‘you know I spoke to Putin today, we had a wonderful conversation,’ she says ‘oh really? Another [Ukrainian] city was just hit.’”

[sweetwolf @switch_n_smirk]

when u are a leg-bouncer and someone asks u to stop its like they're asking you to stop your own heart

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Reporter: How did the Israelis treat you, we saw them giving sandwiches?

@GretaThunberg: They probably have posted lots of PR stunts, they did an illegal act by kidnapping us in international waters but that’s not the real story here. The real story is the genocide in Gaza and systematic starvation

Reporter: Are you worried about the others?

Greta: Yes…I’m calling for everyone who can to mobilize to demand their immediate release and, of course, to demand not only humanitarian aid being let into Gaza but also a ceasefire and most importantly an end to the occupation, an end to the systemic oppression and violence that Palestinians are facing on an everyday basis

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

LET ME HOST THE REUNION! 🇺🇸

[Nicole @nicolefromvail]

Pope Leo get your brothers pr managers immediately

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

Pope Leo’s MAGA brother: “He’s much more liberal than I am, but he’s not woke.”

[Nicole @nicolefromvail]

yeah so this is called catholicism

[Nicole @nicolefromvail]

chicago pope announcement producing one of the all time best days on twitter thank you God

[Nicole @nicolefromvail]

bro fundamentally misunderstands the purpose of going to the nail salon

[Chris Koerner @mhp_guy]

I'm sorry but this has gotta be a cash cow. What starts in Dubai always finds its way to America.

It's a robot manicure machine. This one is at an airport.

The nail salon in the same airport is $55. This machine? $17.

Gimme 14 of them right now.

[Nicole @nicolefromvail]

this was diabolical

[The Last of Us News @TheLastofUsNews]

The Path. A New Beginning.
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