Nicole Tomasso

Hey.

[Steph @stEPH_u_]

Might fuck around and do a line of pollen

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

Once I realize real eyes realize real lies it’s over for you bitches

[Nicole Tomasso @nicoletomasso]

@AleahAnne23 Yes I’m so stressed

[Nicole Tomasso @nicoletomasso]

Hell’s soundtrack is Taylor Swift’s song “We are Never Getting Back Together” except it speeds up every time she says ever

[lucy,, @curledbitch]

he don’t care sis. don’t even post the quote. just go to sleep.

[Nicole Tomasso @nicoletomasso]

My cats:

Me: FINE I’ll cook you a piece of chicken and hand feed it to you

[babby spanch @babybackvibs]

I almost got my nails painted yellow and my friend said “hmm maybe another color, you don’t wanna look like u have jaundice” bitch who is Jaundice 😂😂😂😭

[Audrey Porne @AudreyPorne]

women aren't weak. I discreetly waxed my ankles during a phone interview once and didn't drop one hint. you think this shit is a game? I'll eat your husband.

[Goosebumps Slime @spo0kysadghoul]

When my therapist delivers me a hard fkn truth

[babby spanch @babybackvibs]

Big “what the fuck is up Kyle” energy in Boston rn

[Nicole Tomasso @nicoletomasso]

@zarzarh0lla @herong This is 100% me I’m glad someone said it

[Heron Greenesmith, Esq. @herong]

I really love "back on my bullshit" because it implies:

1) you have bullshit to be on (proud of you for that);

2) you took a little break (for self-care, maybe?); and

3) now you're back, refreshed, and on your bullshit.

[Drew Monson @mytoecold]

Starting to accept my body. I also accept Visa, MasterCard, and Apple Pay!

[babby spanch @babybackvibs]

Not to “saddle” my own “pony” or “what have you” but I look stupid hot in business attire.... trousers do things for my ass that consistent exercise and a healthy diet could NEVER do

[Nicole Tomasso @nicoletomasso]

@zarzarh0lla @zotakufilms Lit

[Nicole Tomasso @nicoletomasso]

Billie Eilish is really telling me about myself rn and I’m not ready for it

[Nicole Tomasso @nicoletomasso]

@zarzarh0lla Exhibit a for WHY you didn’t give him your address. Case in point