Nicholas Ian

still waiting for my Hogwarts letter to arrive, my Greek God(dess) parent to claim me, and my powers over the four elements to come into fruition.

[Nicholas Ian @nicwitted]

i know coloring is supposed to be therapeutic but i find it stressful. like if i don't get inside the lines i'm gonna have a panic attack.

[Nicholas Ian @nicwitted]

so many guy friends call each other “man”. does that mean i should call all my girlfriends “woman”? #stupidmenthings
#remindmewhyimgay

[Nicholas Ian @nicwitted]

@stasiakasimos @danebrandon98 @clur98 @tafadzwaaa OO OO we can all sit round by the campfires and punch each other and throw the hands!!!

[Nicholas Ian @nicwitted]

@danebrandon98 @stasiakasimos @clur98 @tafadzwaaa ....ON omg i luh that movie

[Nicholas Ian @nicwitted]

@stasiakasimos @danebrandon98 @clur98 @tafadzwaaa HI so ummm if u don’t wake up 2mrw MAYB just don’t be surprised kk tanks!!

[Nicholas Ian @nicwitted]

@stasiakasimos @Wendys @danebrandon98 @tafadzwaaa ok fine je t’aime ☺️❤️😘

[Nicholas Ian @nicwitted]

@stasiakasimos @Wendys @danebrandon98 @tafadzwaaa i’m in europe where wendy does not live SO TANKS SWEATY HAVE FUN W THAT MK

[Nicholas Ian @nicwitted]

@stasiakasimos ok

[Nicholas Ian @nicwitted]

@chrstinebreeden we love a gemini who admits to stupidityyyyy👏🏻👏🏻

[Nicholas Ian @nicwitted]

turn the disappointment of not getting to do one thing into the excitement of getting to do another.

[Nicholas Ian @nicwitted]

you can tell a LOT about a person by looking at their toenails. 🦶👀

[Nicholas Ian @nicwitted]

you wanna use makeup wipes like you wanna use toilet paper: wipe until there are no more stains. 🧖🏼‍♀️💅🏻 #whattheatretaughtme

[Nicholas Ian @nicwitted]

those water-conserving toilets have me on an emotional roller coaster. i either push up after a number 2 and worry the pipes are gonna burst with my poo or i push down after a number 1 and feel bad for not helping the environment. #nobodywins

[luci @luciabrahamm]

Check in on people. Let them know that you love them. Let them know that you’re there for them. You never know how much it could help somebody.

[Nicholas Ian @nicwitted]

sometimes i wish people would be considerate. is it selfish of me to want other people to ask me about my day, after i’ve chatted with them about their day for the majority of the conversation?

[Nicholas Ian @nicwitted]

@emilie_hapgood how can a piece of you die if all of you is already dead?

[this band fucks @thisbandfucks]

BEING NICE IS SO FUCKING UNDERRATED

IT IS COOL TO CARE ABOUT PEOPLE

IT IS COOL TO BE PASSIONATE ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS’ ENDEAVORS

ELIMINATE THE THOUGHT PROCESS THAT TO BE COOL YOU HAVE TO BE ALOOF

OPENLY SHARING YOURSELF AND YOUR LOVE WITH OTHERS IS MUCH COOLER

[julia @juulleesss]

grandpa: “im trying to watch what i eat...i watch what i eat as it goes in my mouth”

[Nicholas Ian @nicwitted]

freaking LoVEd that moment when i realized i wouldn’t have to fall asleep 2listen2 the entire mean girls soundtrack the next day cuz it’s already on YOUTUBE THE NIGHT B4!! 😱😭💝 is there anything @taylizlou , @ELHenningsen and the rest of the @MeanGirlsBway cast can’t do? #slain