the stripper loves me, and the record store guy respects my taste, and the barista is genuinely interested in my morning, and the tattoo artist thinks i can sit really well,
top 5 female experiences:
- realizing ur kinda chopped
- getting called fat for the first time
- realizing it was SA
- developing an ED
- crashing out over a guy you never even dated
Honestly don’t even care about Ella Langley breaking Mariah’s records anymore because I know her soul will be damned for eternity in the afterlife for the satanic deals she’s made with the illuminati
#Daydream30 is finally here! I hope you enjoy this lil' glimpse into the making of these songs, along with remixes, live performances, acapellas, and b-sides. Love Forever, MC 🦋💕 https://t.co/31KHyXBwRr
parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him
FUCK ENGLAND FUCK JUNE BELLINGHAM FUCK HARRY KANE FUCK QUEEN ELIZABETH FUCK ONE DIRECTION FUCK FISH AND CHIPS FUCK WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE FUCK THE BEATLES FUCK HARRY POTTER FUCK THE BIG BEN FUCK ISAAC NEWTON FUCK TEA AND CRUMPETS FUCK ED SHEERAN FUCK WINNIE THE POOH FUCK THE CURE
“Women should dress modestly to avoid being harassed”……Took my 12 year old niece to her checkup appointment. She was sitting there nervously on the exam table when the male doctor put the tongue depressor too far down her throat. When she didn’t gag, he laughed and said, “I wish I had a girlfriend like you.”